This is messed up

Very angry at the moment, yes, but what the fuck, reading these two posts made me laugh.

Quote 1

I turn into an hourglass and start doing cartwheels in place.

Talking about the old representation of loading on the mouse after clicking something?

Quote 2

Yes, those sound more like constipation than thinking. Then again time on the porcelain throne is a good time to think I guess when constipated.

Wtf I used to call my toiletbowl the kingly throne. Hahahahaha.