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14 years ago
Friday, January 30, 2009
I FORGET!
....that i'm supposed to post on my recent gatherings etc. have no fear. i erh will procrastinate further. :D
tracing back old game ramblings~
i went to take a look at my old blog (hahhh bet you cannot find! ;D). wow. a hell lot of entries were pretty boring. oddly, the posts about games were strangely cynical and funny. one day i should create a blog dedicated to game ramblings.
here's a sample from my old blog...
"the day Kharg and Darc's party united was the day... abcdefg! so anyhow, the two brothers' teams join only like where, at the final dungeon. -.- i thought i'd have the pleasure of bringing the human units to the Deimos arena or the Deimos unit to the human arena but nooo... they went to destroy one arena and make the damned Flying Castle take off without warning. (then again i guess it wouldn't be logical... humans would panic and the Deimos would kill human units hahahaha) anyways, i bought 70+ Strongest Herb (best sounding name ever) just to use only 1 in the entire game. HAHAHAHA. so i fought the final boss using my ancient treasures (wow i never expected them to allow use of ancient treasures [side members] since they disallowed use for every other story battle) and my Medical Medicine woman (wondrous spell that casts full heal :DDDD!). and what do i get as a reward for playing this game. corny Kingdom Hearts driven story about some hope and light and darkness kok. =o= and what the fark no conclusion one the story!!!
i wish they'd show what happened after the grand fight, what the characters would do to continue their lives, rather than show that convenient Friend of the Spirits sitting there and playing her Ortena... so blooding unrewarding and boring = .=
and i went to load the Game Finished data. what the sai they leave behind??? what happened to all my romantic earrings and stone??? become 10 Bountiful Fruits, 50 Rescue Kits (???), 3 Diamond Coatings and a King Statuette? are you kidding me???"
oh my oh my... the kind of things i write a year ago! hahahaha.
and another one
"Legend of Legaia
Conkram Innkeeper: "Usually it costs 10,000G for a night, but since there's a big event tomorrow... We'll let you stay for free!" and after saying yes, "Show these three to their rooms!"
Auntie... Just cuz your inn's in the middle of a mountain doesn't mean your third rated inn is worth 10,000G per night (30hrs of game play ago i could've fully equipped my entire party lor!!)! and what show us to our room?? much as i know, the room is just beside you and there are two guests inside (one doctor and one assistant)--they your part time worker?? i not so smart to get lost in a square building?? no wonder this kuku country kena engulfed in mist! (seriously, the scene with the mist experimentation literally erupting in failure was practically laughable--even gala was poking at it)
Noa: Wow! Incredible! I'm flying!
Gala: Woooo! Yeah!
gala apple.. since when were you the type to woo yeah -.-||| (it is against Biron Law to laugh. HAHAHA who came up with that)
King Nebular + Queen Minea = Noa and Cort
Nora + Val = Vahn and Nene
? + ? = Gala Apple
...this game has a funny issue with names...
Zopu, Zora, Zeto, Jette, Dohati, Gi Delilas, Lu Delilas, Che Delilas, Maya, Mei, (forgot Mei's father called what)... seriously man. of all the kok names i think Jette looks slightly better. what the hell is King Nebular... why wasn't he called King Nebulous!? somehow the whole world only biron monks know that Tieg is their God? = _=???
still don't understand why the Sol tower can survive 10yrs in a building just eating bread... where'd they get the grass to grow crops??
(then again... it's a 1998 game. hahahahha.) LoL as a title well suits the game!"
man... i was so darn cynical LOL.
here's a sample from my old blog...
"the day Kharg and Darc's party united was the day... abcdefg! so anyhow, the two brothers' teams join only like where, at the final dungeon. -.- i thought i'd have the pleasure of bringing the human units to the Deimos arena or the Deimos unit to the human arena but nooo... they went to destroy one arena and make the damned Flying Castle take off without warning. (then again i guess it wouldn't be logical... humans would panic and the Deimos would kill human units hahahaha) anyways, i bought 70+ Strongest Herb (best sounding name ever) just to use only 1 in the entire game. HAHAHAHA. so i fought the final boss using my ancient treasures (wow i never expected them to allow use of ancient treasures [side members] since they disallowed use for every other story battle) and my Medical Medicine woman (wondrous spell that casts full heal :DDDD!). and what do i get as a reward for playing this game. corny Kingdom Hearts driven story about some hope and light and darkness kok. =o= and what the fark no conclusion one the story!!!
i wish they'd show what happened after the grand fight, what the characters would do to continue their lives, rather than show that convenient Friend of the Spirits sitting there and playing her Ortena... so blooding unrewarding and boring = .=
and i went to load the Game Finished data. what the sai they leave behind??? what happened to all my romantic earrings and stone??? become 10 Bountiful Fruits, 50 Rescue Kits (???), 3 Diamond Coatings and a King Statuette? are you kidding me???"
oh my oh my... the kind of things i write a year ago! hahahaha.
and another one
"Legend of Legaia
Conkram Innkeeper: "Usually it costs 10,000G for a night, but since there's a big event tomorrow... We'll let you stay for free!" and after saying yes, "Show these three to their rooms!"
Auntie... Just cuz your inn's in the middle of a mountain doesn't mean your third rated inn is worth 10,000G per night (30hrs of game play ago i could've fully equipped my entire party lor!!)! and what show us to our room?? much as i know, the room is just beside you and there are two guests inside (one doctor and one assistant)--they your part time worker?? i not so smart to get lost in a square building?? no wonder this kuku country kena engulfed in mist! (seriously, the scene with the mist experimentation literally erupting in failure was practically laughable--even gala was poking at it)
Noa: Wow! Incredible! I'm flying!
Gala: Woooo! Yeah!
gala apple.. since when were you the type to woo yeah -.-||| (it is against Biron Law to laugh. HAHAHA who came up with that)
King Nebular + Queen Minea = Noa and Cort
Nora + Val = Vahn and Nene
? + ? = Gala Apple
...this game has a funny issue with names...
Zopu, Zora, Zeto, Jette, Dohati, Gi Delilas, Lu Delilas, Che Delilas, Maya, Mei, (forgot Mei's father called what)... seriously man. of all the kok names i think Jette looks slightly better. what the hell is King Nebular... why wasn't he called King Nebulous!? somehow the whole world only biron monks know that Tieg is their God? = _=???
still don't understand why the Sol tower can survive 10yrs in a building just eating bread... where'd they get the grass to grow crops??
(then again... it's a 1998 game. hahahahha.) LoL as a title well suits the game!"
man... i was so darn cynical LOL.
Monday, January 26, 2009
HAPPY CNY!
happy Chinese New Year!!!
hehehehehe! hehehehehhehee...
i hope to come up with things to post by tonight! in the meantime, happy CNY!!!
hehehehehe! hehehehehhehee...
i hope to come up with things to post by tonight! in the meantime, happy CNY!!!
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Good Saturday Morning to you!
heyy! i got hit 2k! only use until .. erh... anyway. (you know, i was a richer kid before i came out of poly. think cuz no access to atm LOL. hahh so em, guard your money once you come out of schooling. :D)
hmm. unfit is indeed the right word. argh. but it's expanding..at an alarming rate. NO! hahahaha.
mwahahahaha... i have resorted to writing keywords on a note pad to remind myself what to write about on my blog! it just so happens that there are a couple of things that happened but i forgot to write them down. hee! i shall start on 2 meetings recently. :D
The Supposed Bowling Outing
hz, hq, lh and i bangseh everybody and go play bowling. nobody respond mah, so too bad lor *sniggers* (jermain bangseh-ed us -.-) our meeting time was i think, 2pm. then, a miracle happened. i reached at 2.30pm...and i was the earliest. *stun*
after some time, lh and hq appeared. but where was hz??? nowhere to be seen... you know what?? when i sms-ed her at 2.30pm, she told me, "i just woke up." with a full stop, no less.
so, lh hq and i went to ze Super Dog. erm. i do not remember what happened there except hq ADD-ing (attention deficit disorder-ing) on us and lh playing my phoenix wright. i have no idea what i was doing at that moment. i think hq was playing with my bandana. (loophole... she ADD and played with my bandana?? ...)
erh. i dunno why she thinks bandana is worn like that...
HAHAHA she complained so ugly, then why make this face right??? LOL.
so now came the grand question. to play bowling, or not to play. i set my phone on speaker mode, and we discussed with hz what to play. mahjong at my house?? bowling?? arcade?? slack?? do nothing stone kick each other?? we talked kok damn long... in the end... hz the wise decided, "AIYAH! arcade lah! see there got what then play what lah!"
so yah, there you have it ;D
hz reached at the grand hour of 4pm -.-|||
we went to the arcade. erm. actually my memory has begun to fade, so point forms for you! (in no particular order)
1. Ford Car Racing: it's horrible. i dunno if it's true, but hz told me that the car is supposed to be out of control. oh yeah?? my steering wheel wasn't even steering but the car was steering on its own??? wah lao, horrendous!! some prestigious car it is, but when rendered in 3D it becomes scrap car is it??
2. Daytona: haha. what can i say? i think it's time for me to go learn driving so i can do the so called legendary drift (it's no longer legendary...). i did drift on my PSP (LOL), and i thought it must be pretty easy, but after dunno 3 or so games on the Daytone machine (that mounts up to about 20+ rounds?), i only managed to drift once or twice, with a crash no less. *sighs* haha. pun joke alert. I DRIFTED INTO THE AIR AND CRASHED. *yeow!*
3. Arcade Basketball: One day let's all go there with at least 8 people!!! then we can occupy 4 machines and throw basketballs together!! :DDD we can hold tournaments!!! winners get to drink bubble tea!!! erh. anyways. i think it's a very nice group activity. yup. kns. hz say i throw aiming buey zhun. grrrr.
4. Bishy Bashy (spelling?): haha. hq is ze queen. but i think hz is pretty weird too. while hq is giving the machine the evil eye, hz is panicking, laughing, and basically losing the strength to smash the machine when essentially the whole point is to smash. -.-||| if you're looking for a bully target, it'll be her.
5. Time Crisis 3: so sad... i played this alone... *sighs* *perks up* either way!!! it brings back memories!! i used to be able to play the Lost World with my sis with only 3 tokens! :DDD that's about 12 lives. we ever played under $1.50, sometimes combined some more ;D it was so cool man! i remember we played all sorts of shooting games! on the star cruise, we played ocean hunter all the way to the final boss and defeated it, and when we turned around, there was a whole crowd watching us :DDD (but i think they were waiting for their turn rather than watching us play...? cuz that was the most hot game in the then lau kokok star cruise) i dunno why i'm reminiscing the past when i'm supposed to be talking about my Time Crisis 3. oh. one thing about TC3. i dunno why i end up shooting the enemy's crotch most of the time and they die in pain. i can understand that. (no, it was not deliberate. i realised that only after shooting 5 terrorists in the crotch.)
then we went to tea valley, had a couple of things to drink and eat, and went home. erh. if i'm not wrong... something interesting..happened...? eh? was it this same night? hq went to watch movie and hz went to friend's chalet (was it a birthday chalet?). then lh came my house to play phoenix wright.
then!! at night!! hq came over... so hq lh liz and i started on a midnight mahjong session!! :DDD (hz said she'd come but she never did. wah lao 4pm saga not enough) hahaha. i think it was quite funny. i dunno why the mahjong tile numbers frequently go wrong. erh. i ever threw out a chicken thinking it was yi shuo (crane?). LOL.
finally, liz died at 4am. so we ended up playing "flip the tile memory game". only hq was really awake...lh and i were simply flipping for the sake of flipping. LOL.
and hz had the cheek to sms, "you guys still awake?" at 4 something am. hahahahaha.
okok. i think this post is a bit long. next update later! ;D
AND CONCLUSION? the bowling tickets are still in lh's possession. hahahhahaa.
hmm. unfit is indeed the right word. argh. but it's expanding..at an alarming rate. NO! hahahaha.
mwahahahaha... i have resorted to writing keywords on a note pad to remind myself what to write about on my blog! it just so happens that there are a couple of things that happened but i forgot to write them down. hee! i shall start on 2 meetings recently. :D
The Supposed Bowling Outing
hz, hq, lh and i bangseh everybody and go play bowling. nobody respond mah, so too bad lor *sniggers* (jermain bangseh-ed us -.-) our meeting time was i think, 2pm. then, a miracle happened. i reached at 2.30pm...and i was the earliest. *stun*
after some time, lh and hq appeared. but where was hz??? nowhere to be seen... you know what?? when i sms-ed her at 2.30pm, she told me, "i just woke up." with a full stop, no less.
so, lh hq and i went to ze Super Dog. erm. i do not remember what happened there except hq ADD-ing (attention deficit disorder-ing) on us and lh playing my phoenix wright. i have no idea what i was doing at that moment. i think hq was playing with my bandana. (loophole... she ADD and played with my bandana?? ...)
erh. i dunno why she thinks bandana is worn like that...
HAHAHA she complained so ugly, then why make this face right??? LOL.
so now came the grand question. to play bowling, or not to play. i set my phone on speaker mode, and we discussed with hz what to play. mahjong at my house?? bowling?? arcade?? slack?? do nothing stone kick each other?? we talked kok damn long... in the end... hz the wise decided, "AIYAH! arcade lah! see there got what then play what lah!"
so yah, there you have it ;D
hz reached at the grand hour of 4pm -.-|||
we went to the arcade. erm. actually my memory has begun to fade, so point forms for you! (in no particular order)
1. Ford Car Racing: it's horrible. i dunno if it's true, but hz told me that the car is supposed to be out of control. oh yeah?? my steering wheel wasn't even steering but the car was steering on its own??? wah lao, horrendous!! some prestigious car it is, but when rendered in 3D it becomes scrap car is it??
2. Daytona: haha. what can i say? i think it's time for me to go learn driving so i can do the so called legendary drift (it's no longer legendary...). i did drift on my PSP (LOL), and i thought it must be pretty easy, but after dunno 3 or so games on the Daytone machine (that mounts up to about 20+ rounds?), i only managed to drift once or twice, with a crash no less. *sighs* haha. pun joke alert. I DRIFTED INTO THE AIR AND CRASHED. *yeow!*
3. Arcade Basketball: One day let's all go there with at least 8 people!!! then we can occupy 4 machines and throw basketballs together!! :DDD we can hold tournaments!!! winners get to drink bubble tea!!! erh. anyways. i think it's a very nice group activity. yup. kns. hz say i throw aiming buey zhun. grrrr.
4. Bishy Bashy (spelling?): haha. hq is ze queen. but i think hz is pretty weird too. while hq is giving the machine the evil eye, hz is panicking, laughing, and basically losing the strength to smash the machine when essentially the whole point is to smash. -.-||| if you're looking for a bully target, it'll be her.
5. Time Crisis 3: so sad... i played this alone... *sighs* *perks up* either way!!! it brings back memories!! i used to be able to play the Lost World with my sis with only 3 tokens! :DDD that's about 12 lives. we ever played under $1.50, sometimes combined some more ;D it was so cool man! i remember we played all sorts of shooting games! on the star cruise, we played ocean hunter all the way to the final boss and defeated it, and when we turned around, there was a whole crowd watching us :DDD (but i think they were waiting for their turn rather than watching us play...? cuz that was the most hot game in the then lau kokok star cruise) i dunno why i'm reminiscing the past when i'm supposed to be talking about my Time Crisis 3. oh. one thing about TC3. i dunno why i end up shooting the enemy's crotch most of the time and they die in pain. i can understand that. (no, it was not deliberate. i realised that only after shooting 5 terrorists in the crotch.)
then we went to tea valley, had a couple of things to drink and eat, and went home. erh. if i'm not wrong... something interesting..happened...? eh? was it this same night? hq went to watch movie and hz went to friend's chalet (was it a birthday chalet?). then lh came my house to play phoenix wright.
then!! at night!! hq came over... so hq lh liz and i started on a midnight mahjong session!! :DDD (hz said she'd come but she never did. wah lao 4pm saga not enough) hahaha. i think it was quite funny. i dunno why the mahjong tile numbers frequently go wrong. erh. i ever threw out a chicken thinking it was yi shuo (crane?). LOL.
finally, liz died at 4am. so we ended up playing "flip the tile memory game". only hq was really awake...lh and i were simply flipping for the sake of flipping. LOL.
and hz had the cheek to sms, "you guys still awake?" at 4 something am. hahahahaha.
okok. i think this post is a bit long. next update later! ;D
AND CONCLUSION? the bowling tickets are still in lh's possession. hahahhahaa.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
sudden revival no. 2!
*stares at yahoo mail inbox*
706 unread messages.... i think i'm becoming someone i don't know... *shivers*
ughhh!!! has my curse of the year begun??? a few months ago, i read my chinese zodiac fortune telling. it says, "your year is so so lor." ok. then, after a few months, i read another one. "THIS YEAR IS NO NO FOR YOU! your friends will cheat you, you will mysteriously remain pok-kai, you will this you will that--BE CAREFUL GUARD YOUR ASS UPSIDE DOWN! but. your next two years are sweet and ripe for the taking~~ SO IF YOU SURVIVE THIS YEAR! God will bless you."
...
so, what do i mean by my curse has begun. see, let me tell you a big secret. if you're planning to rob anyone, it's definitely not me. somehow, after working for almost two years, my bank account never actually hit 2k. do you believe that? me? giam siap butt juice, never actually hit 2k??? (i am seriously wondering how the fak i survived the last two year) i kept thinking "i am a fresh graduate! hahaha. hahaha!" yah fresh my ass, graduation is almost 2yrs ago, and i'm still pok-kai. what the hell. i don't know why i'm so poor. wah lao. by this time i should be having like 5 digits in my bank but noooo. i'm fighting the 3 digits. dammit.
then when i think back, i have very strange encounters with jobs. i choose jobs that don't pay me. LOL. don't ask where i worked. must protect reputation, see. if you're changing jobs, let me know the names. then again, people in my circle won't end up at the places i worked lah so i think it's fine. erhh. then again you can't be too sure. hahaha. my heart will skip 2 beats if you tell me you're dealing with fuel management or trophies.
that's one of the curses. the next curse is pretty stupid.
i am growing wider around my tummy. following this curse is a bike that is in permanent "brake" state. it's horrible. i feel this is the Higher Power's way of telling me to exercise. early in the morning, rushing to take company transport, i'm bloody fighting friction. kanin... anyway, i think i brought this upon myself. the brake has broken for almost a week and i forgot to report the damage to my mother. hahahaha.
and following this curse is a horrendous amount of work that suddenly poured in after 3pm today. i was so free these few days i started doing stupid things like packing things over and over and actually plotting a phoenix wright fanfiction. today i even started writing phoenix wright fanfiction (no doubt, with an incomplete plot in my head. i think this case is will be a loophole where readers contradict the reader rather than wright contradicting the witnesses). BUT
ok, a little background story before you understand this.
Nov 10 - the first day of my work
Dec ?? - mailed out invoices for Manual Billing to Hewlett-Packard (Asia Pacific, supposedly based in SG)
Jan - All the entire stack of Sept, Oct, Nov and Dec Invoices were rejected, and delivered back to us this week
why? because
1. Type wrongly (King of careless mistakes = me)
2. Document wrong charges (don't ask me about calculations in sept and oct... i don't know!!)
3. No documents attached (wah best, tell customer pay money but never tell them what they ship)
4. some mumbo jumbo reasons even I am confused
this piece of work is a nightmare. in all honesty, i had no mentors to teach me how to do this. i also super geh kiang. the one who asked me to do was not supposed to be in charge so i dun blame him. but my manager leh??!! wah lao bo xia one entire month suddenly "HPGP mail out liao not??? need money!! annual revenue!!" so, me thinking "sai lah, backdated liao, must mail out fast!" just went to mail out everything. wah lao. now this ghost come back and haunt us. and now the director is asking us the details for the whole problem. and after listening, all of us were so confused he said, "wah lao you all do things very jia lat leh!!!"
erhhh. the only error i can admit to is carelessness (sigh.. it's a mistake that i may very well carry to my grave, cuz that's exactly what Ms Karen Ng told me when i was in sec 3-4--i can write beautifully emo compositions but i kill them with my careless mistakes).
but the rest!? might i point out--and be honest lah--everyone was clueless how to do it!!! the only reason the director is chupping now is
1. manager take leave (<-- he like every 2 days missing sia, recently o.o bet he's running away)
2. General Manager shooting around
and honestly!! until now i'm still bloody studying the things i'm doing leh! it took me a month to get a gist of the stuff, and for the manual billing part, i just did as i was told--no idea what i was supposed to look out for man!! if you tell me manual trax i do wrongly i should die, ok lah, i admit i should because by now i should be king liao. if you tell me calculation i must 98% correct, i also ok lah. but manual billing, which everyone is clueless about!! imaging you working on something called manual trax for a month, suddenly someone ask you to do manual billin and send out, you will be confused anot!?
then a big stack of ghost come back never mind. kanin... i still saw a lot of errors inside!! last time i dunno how to read document so i didn't care a lot (i trusted my superior and colleagues to know what to look out for, so they no reaction means nothing--i now realise i am wrong -.-|||)... ugh now that i know how to read (somewhat), i wanna die. discovered a mountain full of mistakes. (ok no lah, not so exaggerating, but it just means more delays. wahhh.)
curse curse curse. cursseeeeee. if you ask me who to blame, blame me lor. no mentor and don't ask, i stupid mah abcdefg happy liao not!!! hmmmpphhhhhhhh! grrrr. some more this few days i blur kok due to phoenix wright withdrawal symptoms (???).
ok~ away from trauma~ let's talk about something else!
let's tackle this highly important topic.
my inconsistency in posting!
first, i must apologise--i am so sorry i died again. this time is because once i come home, i become too damn lazy--i imagine that pressing the "on" button is like running 2.4km (???). then also, my routine has changed-- i come home, first thing i do is play phoenix wright (i'm replaying to voice act hahaha. it's my new hobby!), next thing i do is eat, next thing i come back and wright, then i watch show and then sleep. : D
dunno why today damn hardworking though, come online and post :x
so here it is---what should i do??? although i now have internet access at the office, i cannot go onto blogger!!! ...
hmm. well, if i don't post for a few days, erh... i guess i won't exceed not posting for 5 days?? hahahaha. okok. tell you what. maybe i will compensate by writing a longer post. ... doh.
whatever it is, on with my usual ramblings~
on a peaceful sunday, i went on to complete Summon Night II and Xenogears together. yeah man. i completed Xenogears in the afternoon and complained, "kanin...! stupid ending leh! the dubbing is so horrible! i could voice act Krelian Fei and Elly altogether myself and still sound better leh! what's with this bunch of naked Adams and Eve running in abstract space and talking about love and peace and God???" wah lao. frakced up (???); Disc 1 so damn fun Disc 2 so damn dumb. kns.
then Summon Night II. i started mourning when i thought... (spoilers spoilers) (then again who plays this wulu game anyway) that...nesty had died!!! but after the credits... WOW OWOWWOW SUPER HAPPY
ok to tell you the truth, i was partly motivated to write stories after playing Summon Night II. (seems like my desire to blog and desire to write stories can be somewhat related) i am soooo happpyyyyyyyy. rabu rabu. Liz said nesty and Magna felt gay. i just thought they felt very brotherly. but whatever.
so, either way, i dunno why suddenly i wanted to write phoenix wright fanfiction. gahahahaa. i doubt i would ever post it, because it's so loopholish. btw i used to love Detective Conan and worship the Sherlock Holmes whom i never quite knew who he was although he was famous. oddly, i never read Kindaichi.
and i have finally continued watching Dragon Ball. although i always knew, it reminded me just how bloody funny the animation is. for some reason, the things that are laughable are so stupid...they're just... erh... i dunno lah. haha. Goku remains my top favourite. strangely, piccolo might just come in second. LOL.
actually i found my chipmunk singing. now thinking how to upload. hahahahaha.
Message to Burt: so sorry for the death of my blog... erh... maybe you can youtube for chip n dale?? hahahahahaha|||
706 unread messages.... i think i'm becoming someone i don't know... *shivers*
ughhh!!! has my curse of the year begun??? a few months ago, i read my chinese zodiac fortune telling. it says, "your year is so so lor." ok. then, after a few months, i read another one. "THIS YEAR IS NO NO FOR YOU! your friends will cheat you, you will mysteriously remain pok-kai, you will this you will that--BE CAREFUL GUARD YOUR ASS UPSIDE DOWN! but. your next two years are sweet and ripe for the taking~~ SO IF YOU SURVIVE THIS YEAR! God will bless you."
...
so, what do i mean by my curse has begun. see, let me tell you a big secret. if you're planning to rob anyone, it's definitely not me. somehow, after working for almost two years, my bank account never actually hit 2k. do you believe that? me? giam siap butt juice, never actually hit 2k??? (i am seriously wondering how the fak i survived the last two year) i kept thinking "i am a fresh graduate! hahaha. hahaha!" yah fresh my ass, graduation is almost 2yrs ago, and i'm still pok-kai. what the hell. i don't know why i'm so poor. wah lao. by this time i should be having like 5 digits in my bank but noooo. i'm fighting the 3 digits. dammit.
then when i think back, i have very strange encounters with jobs. i choose jobs that don't pay me. LOL. don't ask where i worked. must protect reputation, see. if you're changing jobs, let me know the names. then again, people in my circle won't end up at the places i worked lah so i think it's fine. erhh. then again you can't be too sure. hahaha. my heart will skip 2 beats if you tell me you're dealing with fuel management or trophies.
that's one of the curses. the next curse is pretty stupid.
i am growing wider around my tummy. following this curse is a bike that is in permanent "brake" state. it's horrible. i feel this is the Higher Power's way of telling me to exercise. early in the morning, rushing to take company transport, i'm bloody fighting friction. kanin... anyway, i think i brought this upon myself. the brake has broken for almost a week and i forgot to report the damage to my mother. hahahaha.
and following this curse is a horrendous amount of work that suddenly poured in after 3pm today. i was so free these few days i started doing stupid things like packing things over and over and actually plotting a phoenix wright fanfiction. today i even started writing phoenix wright fanfiction (no doubt, with an incomplete plot in my head. i think this case is will be a loophole where readers contradict the reader rather than wright contradicting the witnesses). BUT
ok, a little background story before you understand this.
Nov 10 - the first day of my work
Dec ?? - mailed out invoices for Manual Billing to Hewlett-Packard (Asia Pacific, supposedly based in SG)
Jan - All the entire stack of Sept, Oct, Nov and Dec Invoices were rejected, and delivered back to us this week
why? because
1. Type wrongly (King of careless mistakes = me)
2. Document wrong charges (don't ask me about calculations in sept and oct... i don't know!!)
3. No documents attached (wah best, tell customer pay money but never tell them what they ship)
4. some mumbo jumbo reasons even I am confused
this piece of work is a nightmare. in all honesty, i had no mentors to teach me how to do this. i also super geh kiang. the one who asked me to do was not supposed to be in charge so i dun blame him. but my manager leh??!! wah lao bo xia one entire month suddenly "HPGP mail out liao not??? need money!! annual revenue!!" so, me thinking "sai lah, backdated liao, must mail out fast!" just went to mail out everything. wah lao. now this ghost come back and haunt us. and now the director is asking us the details for the whole problem. and after listening, all of us were so confused he said, "wah lao you all do things very jia lat leh!!!"
erhhh. the only error i can admit to is carelessness (sigh.. it's a mistake that i may very well carry to my grave, cuz that's exactly what Ms Karen Ng told me when i was in sec 3-4--i can write beautifully emo compositions but i kill them with my careless mistakes).
but the rest!? might i point out--and be honest lah--everyone was clueless how to do it!!! the only reason the director is chupping now is
1. manager take leave (<-- he like every 2 days missing sia, recently o.o bet he's running away)
2. General Manager shooting around
and honestly!! until now i'm still bloody studying the things i'm doing leh! it took me a month to get a gist of the stuff, and for the manual billing part, i just did as i was told--no idea what i was supposed to look out for man!! if you tell me manual trax i do wrongly i should die, ok lah, i admit i should because by now i should be king liao. if you tell me calculation i must 98% correct, i also ok lah. but manual billing, which everyone is clueless about!! imaging you working on something called manual trax for a month, suddenly someone ask you to do manual billin and send out, you will be confused anot!?
then a big stack of ghost come back never mind. kanin... i still saw a lot of errors inside!! last time i dunno how to read document so i didn't care a lot (i trusted my superior and colleagues to know what to look out for, so they no reaction means nothing--i now realise i am wrong -.-|||)... ugh now that i know how to read (somewhat), i wanna die. discovered a mountain full of mistakes. (ok no lah, not so exaggerating, but it just means more delays. wahhh.)
curse curse curse. cursseeeeee. if you ask me who to blame, blame me lor. no mentor and don't ask, i stupid mah abcdefg happy liao not!!! hmmmpphhhhhhhh! grrrr. some more this few days i blur kok due to phoenix wright withdrawal symptoms (???).
ok~ away from trauma~ let's talk about something else!
let's tackle this highly important topic.
my inconsistency in posting!
first, i must apologise--i am so sorry i died again. this time is because once i come home, i become too damn lazy--i imagine that pressing the "on" button is like running 2.4km (???). then also, my routine has changed-- i come home, first thing i do is play phoenix wright (i'm replaying to voice act hahaha. it's my new hobby!), next thing i do is eat, next thing i come back and wright, then i watch show and then sleep. : D
dunno why today damn hardworking though, come online and post :x
so here it is---what should i do??? although i now have internet access at the office, i cannot go onto blogger!!! ...
hmm. well, if i don't post for a few days, erh... i guess i won't exceed not posting for 5 days?? hahahaha. okok. tell you what. maybe i will compensate by writing a longer post. ... doh.
whatever it is, on with my usual ramblings~
on a peaceful sunday, i went on to complete Summon Night II and Xenogears together. yeah man. i completed Xenogears in the afternoon and complained, "kanin...! stupid ending leh! the dubbing is so horrible! i could voice act Krelian Fei and Elly altogether myself and still sound better leh! what's with this bunch of naked Adams and Eve running in abstract space and talking about love and peace and God???" wah lao. frakced up (???); Disc 1 so damn fun Disc 2 so damn dumb. kns.
then Summon Night II. i started mourning when i thought... (spoilers spoilers) (then again who plays this wulu game anyway) that...nesty had died!!! but after the credits... WOW OWOWWOW SUPER HAPPY
ok to tell you the truth, i was partly motivated to write stories after playing Summon Night II. (seems like my desire to blog and desire to write stories can be somewhat related) i am soooo happpyyyyyyyy. rabu rabu. Liz said nesty and Magna felt gay. i just thought they felt very brotherly. but whatever.
so, either way, i dunno why suddenly i wanted to write phoenix wright fanfiction. gahahahaa. i doubt i would ever post it, because it's so loopholish. btw i used to love Detective Conan and worship the Sherlock Holmes whom i never quite knew who he was although he was famous. oddly, i never read Kindaichi.
and i have finally continued watching Dragon Ball. although i always knew, it reminded me just how bloody funny the animation is. for some reason, the things that are laughable are so stupid...they're just... erh... i dunno lah. haha. Goku remains my top favourite. strangely, piccolo might just come in second. LOL.
actually i found my chipmunk singing. now thinking how to upload. hahahahaha.
Message to Burt: so sorry for the death of my blog... erh... maybe you can youtube for chip n dale?? hahahahahaha|||
Thursday, January 15, 2009
oh, dead brained, dead brained...
once upon a time, there was a dumb ass. the dumb ass peels banana from its backside to its frontal side. (what obscene description.) and the dumb ass cracks crab shells like...well, crap. this ultimate dumb ass does things like receive commands on a monday and confirms commands on a tuesday. an example of a command would be, "fold your blanket lah!" one day later. "did you ask me to fold blanket yesterday?"
yes, i am talking about yours truly. Golden Armored Maid.
nowww a bit of update about me life after the stupid joke. there hasn't been much happening in my life and at my job, so i find my face stiffer and stiffer everyday :( ahhhhhh!! sigh, in dire need of prosperous burger.
btw, i am seriously considering taking up 2 part time jobs instead of being just at one place. being at a routine job has resulted in a brain dead me and a dead brained blog such as THIS! not good, not good. although i like to stick to the good ol' things, i tend to become more alive in the face of newer things. (the famous... 3 minute hot degrees. (????))
maybe i should continue my Dragon Ball DVDs so i can laugh at it and talk about it on my blog. FEEL MY FANDOM.
yes, i am talking about yours truly. Golden Armored Maid.
nowww a bit of update about me life after the stupid joke. there hasn't been much happening in my life and at my job, so i find my face stiffer and stiffer everyday :( ahhhhhh!! sigh, in dire need of prosperous burger.
btw, i am seriously considering taking up 2 part time jobs instead of being just at one place. being at a routine job has resulted in a brain dead me and a dead brained blog such as THIS! not good, not good. although i like to stick to the good ol' things, i tend to become more alive in the face of newer things. (the famous... 3 minute hot degrees. (????))
maybe i should continue my Dragon Ball DVDs so i can laugh at it and talk about it on my blog. FEEL MY FANDOM.
a stupid chinese joke
whoops! two days of inactivity!
i told this joke to some of me friends liao, but i'll share it anyway. it's a dumb joke my mom learnt from the tv.
there was a chinese family mourning for their deceased family member, Ah Shuang （阿爽）.
Family: Shuang ah...! Shuang ah...! （爽啊。。。！ 爽啊。。。！） (shiok ah! shiok ah!)
a stranger walked by and wondering what the heck they were babbling in the middle of a funeral.
Stranger: what are you guys saying "shuang" for? (你们在爽什么？） (u guys shiok about wat?)
Family: Shuang die liao... Shuang die liao...! (爽死了。。。！ 爽死了。。。！） (so shiok...! so shiok...!)
end of stupid joke. gaannnnnn.
i told this joke to some of me friends liao, but i'll share it anyway. it's a dumb joke my mom learnt from the tv.
there was a chinese family mourning for their deceased family member, Ah Shuang （阿爽）.
Family: Shuang ah...! Shuang ah...! （爽啊。。。！ 爽啊。。。！） (shiok ah! shiok ah!)
a stranger walked by and wondering what the heck they were babbling in the middle of a funeral.
Stranger: what are you guys saying "shuang" for? (你们在爽什么？） (u guys shiok about wat?)
Family: Shuang die liao... Shuang die liao...! (爽死了。。。！ 爽死了。。。！） (so shiok...! so shiok...!)
end of stupid joke. gaannnnnn.
Monday, January 12, 2009
a small bit about me
i think i have the ability to flush unimportant information out of my head after a week, macham recycle bin weekly emptying. i can forget what tone a person uses to speak to me on a daily basis after two days of staying at home to clean things up. -.-|||???
not to mention, i delete all sorts of information that may or may not be vital. i remember lh telling me i'm absent-minded; but once again, i forget what it is regarding. 8D
now, a little something about my absolutely wonderful timing.
i was looking at my uncle in the living room. he has smooth white legs btw; they always remind me of hainanese chicken meat. 8D (isn't there something wrong about leg-hair-less men... ...nvm.) anyway, his was lying face down on the sofa. then, he was wearing shorts.
for some reason, i pointed at his butt and told Liz, "look, funny siaaa--" then erhh
...
... well, i guess it got itchy HAHAHAHA
HAHAH
HAHAH
i started laughing out loud and Liz act like she dunno anything. "why are you laughing?" i was like, "didn't you see that?? splendid timing!!! all i wanted to show you was some tight ass, not some action movie!!! (i edited the content btw)" finally she laugh <-- cannot pretend that she dunno what i talking anymore
dunno why i ran into my mother's room and started describing what i was laughing about. (...)
then Liz came in and said, "you very not soft hor."
whoooops. i wonder if my uncle heard me talking about his action movie ;D
yayyy!! my room is so much cleaner!!! i shall prepare for new year gambling den :33333!!!! it shall be in mah room!!! maybe shall attempt to buy the mini mahjong!!! (no hopes pinned on this please) woooohoooo!
not to mention, i delete all sorts of information that may or may not be vital. i remember lh telling me i'm absent-minded; but once again, i forget what it is regarding. 8D
now, a little something about my absolutely wonderful timing.
i was looking at my uncle in the living room. he has smooth white legs btw; they always remind me of hainanese chicken meat. 8D (isn't there something wrong about leg-hair-less men... ...nvm.) anyway, his was lying face down on the sofa. then, he was wearing shorts.
for some reason, i pointed at his butt and told Liz, "look, funny siaaa--" then erhh
...
... well, i guess it got itchy HAHAHAHA
HAHAH
HAHAH
i started laughing out loud and Liz act like she dunno anything. "why are you laughing?" i was like, "didn't you see that?? splendid timing!!! all i wanted to show you was some tight ass, not some action movie!!! (i edited the content btw)" finally she laugh <-- cannot pretend that she dunno what i talking anymore
dunno why i ran into my mother's room and started describing what i was laughing about. (...)
then Liz came in and said, "you very not soft hor."
whoooops. i wonder if my uncle heard me talking about his action movie ;D
yayyy!! my room is so much cleaner!!! i shall prepare for new year gambling den :33333!!!! it shall be in mah room!!! maybe shall attempt to buy the mini mahjong!!! (no hopes pinned on this please) woooohoooo!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
dunno what to update; a sick joke for you!
this is one sick joke that remains a classic, and very sick to stomach to this date, even for me. i will protect a person's identity and not say who.
you know a banana is curved?
and you know banana jokes?
and you know how graphic it can get when it is associated with something, and described along its curved nature???????
AND demonstrated??????
oh my gawd!!!
i am sick, but not that sick lahhh. the worst i went was this completely straight swarn head! (...)
now, for fandom's sake.
"Mr. Wright, don't think your bluffing will pull you through all this!"
well, i am wondering why Wright's bluffing is disallowed while von Karma's whip and all the prosecutors' accusations are allowed. HELLO DUDDEEEE!
*ratatatatatat...*
(refer to Justice for All, Episode 4)
you know a banana is curved?
and you know banana jokes?
and you know how graphic it can get when it is associated with something, and described along its curved nature???????
AND demonstrated??????
oh my gawd!!!
i am sick, but not that sick lahhh. the worst i went was this completely straight swarn head! (...)
now, for fandom's sake.
"Mr. Wright, don't think your bluffing will pull you through all this!"
well, i am wondering why Wright's bluffing is disallowed while von Karma's whip and all the prosecutors' accusations are allowed. HELLO DUDDEEEE!
*ratatatatatat...*
(refer to Justice for All, Episode 4)
Friday, January 9, 2009
chocobo faggots
whatever you play on the ds, don't play Chocobo Fables (although i'm still on the game). it's a facking high blood pressure inducing rubbish game. the adamantoise one was dumb enough. the bomb one nearly gave me a heart attack. and the ultimatum came when i played Titan and the Bean Stalk. does it actually mean Titanic and the Bean Stalk??? the whole point of the game is to draw leaves for the stupid Chocobo whom i stupidly named ASHIN (yah, in blocks) for it to bounce to the heavens. if only that were the case. i spent half the time swearing at the bombs floating in the middle of nowhere and effectively giving my Chocobo 300 bumps in the head. and i kept sinking downwards. farking chocobo, even if you look super cute, your stupidity rose my blood pressure by 500% i tell you. (and there dear Liz was wondering what the hell i was both laughing and swearing super white at the ds about.)
incidentally, i happen to love the super short mini game at the beginning to unlock the cheesy book of darkness and the Cliffhanger where you stop the Adamantoise from falling off the cliff. because they are amazingly easy and relaxing.
sadly, these games aren't found in the quick play mode. the high blood pressure inducing ones (adamantoise chase and the titan and bean stalk crap) are actually the main story games included in the quick play mode. quick my ass, i replayed so many times and i still can't unlock level 2!!! sucks the life out of me.
and i don't care if you're playing ff3 and if you hate spoilers, but i'm gonna say this--i bloodly defeated Unei and Doga (abunene and yoga) when my DS just dieded on me (i don't remember seeing it out of battery!!!) . SAI LEH??? i have to run all the way down the stupid place again leh??? wah lao sian leh????
i played summon night the other day. erh. i dunno whether to continue. first off the artwork is terrible. second, the story scarily reminds me of chaos war. thirdly.... ... . the fighting is quite spastic...
when will someone create a strategy game on ds~~~ (except for ff tactics advance if it happens to be on this platform...)
sigh~~ good thing there's phoenix wright! ;D now on Justice for All, Episode 3! raburi.
incidentally, i happen to love the super short mini game at the beginning to unlock the cheesy book of darkness and the Cliffhanger where you stop the Adamantoise from falling off the cliff. because they are amazingly easy and relaxing.
sadly, these games aren't found in the quick play mode. the high blood pressure inducing ones (adamantoise chase and the titan and bean stalk crap) are actually the main story games included in the quick play mode. quick my ass, i replayed so many times and i still can't unlock level 2!!! sucks the life out of me.
and i don't care if you're playing ff3 and if you hate spoilers, but i'm gonna say this--i bloodly defeated Unei and Doga (abunene and yoga) when my DS just dieded on me (i don't remember seeing it out of battery!!!) . SAI LEH??? i have to run all the way down the stupid place again leh??? wah lao sian leh????
i played summon night the other day. erh. i dunno whether to continue. first off the artwork is terrible. second, the story scarily reminds me of chaos war. thirdly.... ... . the fighting is quite spastic...
when will someone create a strategy game on ds~~~ (except for ff tactics advance if it happens to be on this platform...)
sigh~~ good thing there's phoenix wright! ;D now on Justice for All, Episode 3! raburi.
ohhh~ normal update~
sigh~~~ my laptop has dieded...once again... after 'repairing' the laptop, i thought the saga was over.. but now my laptop is on trial mode (no wonder it kept asking for activation key).. and the trial days are over!!! so, i cannot even access it T__T
anyway, sadness aside, stupidity coming forth. i could not sign in to msn. so maybe an update is due? i re-installed. dammit, i need the updated windows installer. k, installed. yay, installation of msn also successful. wtf?? still cannot log in??? f-cked up piece of )($@#%&. so, i went to msn help and went through every single step, to the very last one (where i resorted to typing cmd and typing in all the .dll files). btw, i had no idea that my pc was so slow, the year in which it was running was 2003 LOL HELLO!
and after all that tedious checking, i finally signed in!!!
until the msg appeared "you have no contacts~"
...
then i realise i installed Windows Live and not Windows Live Messenger.
$#@$& #($*@#)$(*@#$ bloody waste of time... @#*($&@#*(&$@#
and you know what??? my pc just told me if i wanna use msn, please uninstall windows live!! oh the suxers!!!
(i talk exactly like a technology bumpkin. *(#&$(#@$ )
*#%&($@#%!!!!!!!!!!!!
now, a bit of catching up after many days of being lost.
you've probably given up hope on me!! but no matter. i continue to have hope in myself! : D so, the past few days have been strangely draining days, cuz
1. everyday also routine, very sian
2. play mahjong until not enough sleep, roll over the negative balance into the next few days LOL
3. watched mononoke (about monsters, not about princesses and mr cursed hands)
4. played a lot of phoenix wright and FF3.
5. dreamt a lot of crap
so, i either spend my free time sleeping or doing nothing but staring. ahhhh, the days of my youth like the scent of fresh lemon.
a bit on to randomness. my colleagues were talking about stuff when we stumbled across a really lame Smoking Ban notice on the bulletin board of our office. then the discussion turned towards smoking, what with little space left for the smokers. so one said, "wait next time house also kena ban; free security camera to spot check". my manager said, "haha, government property, cannot smoke." LOL then another colleague said, "aiyah just draw a yellow box wherever you wanna smoke lah..." finally, my manager gave the final remark, "just draw a yellow box over your mouth lah"
haahahahaa. spastic. well... i guess it's time to move out of the tabacco market! (???? nonsense)
i thought i had more to post about. but now that i have the energy to write, i don't know what to write. grrrr.
anyway, sadness aside, stupidity coming forth. i could not sign in to msn. so maybe an update is due? i re-installed. dammit, i need the updated windows installer. k, installed. yay, installation of msn also successful. wtf?? still cannot log in??? f-cked up piece of )($@#%&. so, i went to msn help and went through every single step, to the very last one (where i resorted to typing cmd and typing in all the .dll files). btw, i had no idea that my pc was so slow, the year in which it was running was 2003 LOL HELLO!
and after all that tedious checking, i finally signed in!!!
until the msg appeared "you have no contacts~"
...
then i realise i installed Windows Live and not Windows Live Messenger.
$#@$& #($*@#)$(*@#$ bloody waste of time... @#*($&@#*(&$@#
and you know what??? my pc just told me if i wanna use msn, please uninstall windows live!! oh the suxers!!!
(i talk exactly like a technology bumpkin. *(#&$(#@$ )
*#%&($@#%!!!!!!!!!!!!
now, a bit of catching up after many days of being lost.
you've probably given up hope on me!! but no matter. i continue to have hope in myself! : D so, the past few days have been strangely draining days, cuz
1. everyday also routine, very sian
2. play mahjong until not enough sleep, roll over the negative balance into the next few days LOL
3. watched mononoke (about monsters, not about princesses and mr cursed hands)
4. played a lot of phoenix wright and FF3.
5. dreamt a lot of crap
so, i either spend my free time sleeping or doing nothing but staring. ahhhh, the days of my youth like the scent of fresh lemon.
a bit on to randomness. my colleagues were talking about stuff when we stumbled across a really lame Smoking Ban notice on the bulletin board of our office. then the discussion turned towards smoking, what with little space left for the smokers. so one said, "wait next time house also kena ban; free security camera to spot check". my manager said, "haha, government property, cannot smoke." LOL then another colleague said, "aiyah just draw a yellow box wherever you wanna smoke lah..." finally, my manager gave the final remark, "just draw a yellow box over your mouth lah"
haahahahaa. spastic. well... i guess it's time to move out of the tabacco market! (???? nonsense)
i thought i had more to post about. but now that i have the energy to write, i don't know what to write. grrrr.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Flute Chalet DAY THREE!
there's actually a day three!!!
do you know why i'm so diligently writing the days out now???
cuz if i don't, i can't proceed to my normal life postings!!! so, on with day 3, which is basically nothing.
i realise that checking out is always a bad mood inducing process. there will be slow asses (e.g. me) who try desperately to hurry with what little brain cells left. only to end up losing a, b and c.
then, we left to eat breakfast! atttt----i forgot what you call the place. it's like Yakun, but it's not. then, we went there to eat. oh i love eating there with a bunch of lao jiaos!! (L)
due to the fact that we talked taboo topic, the topic shall not be discussed on my blog.
now, the following will void my entire entry.
before we went home, swj was damn on about coming to my house. mn was seriously considering coming to my house to gan diao the remaining chicken.
guess what.
i think everyone slept at home. for me, i woke up at seven. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
so this was my chalet day 3. ;D (L)(L)(L)
YATY YAYAY YAY AY A i FINSIH CHALET YAYYEQW
do you know why i'm so diligently writing the days out now???
cuz if i don't, i can't proceed to my normal life postings!!! so, on with day 3, which is basically nothing.
i realise that checking out is always a bad mood inducing process. there will be slow asses (e.g. me) who try desperately to hurry with what little brain cells left. only to end up losing a, b and c.
then, we left to eat breakfast! atttt----i forgot what you call the place. it's like Yakun, but it's not. then, we went there to eat. oh i love eating there with a bunch of lao jiaos!! (L)
due to the fact that we talked taboo topic, the topic shall not be discussed on my blog.
now, the following will void my entire entry.
before we went home, swj was damn on about coming to my house. mn was seriously considering coming to my house to gan diao the remaining chicken.
guess what.
i think everyone slept at home. for me, i woke up at seven. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
so this was my chalet day 3. ;D (L)(L)(L)
YATY YAYAY YAY AY A i FINSIH CHALET YAYYEQW
Flute Chalet DAY TWO!
HAHAHA
before i post about Day Two, let me talk about what happened just now.
i have been feeling abnormally tired the last few days, so i decided not to go online. however! today! i was determined to post...BUT THE INTERNET DIED ON ME!!
then my sis came back with me from the pasar malam. then she said, "AIYAH. last time pluck out router never put back lah. YOU TAUGHT ME TO DO THAT YOU FORGET ABOUT IT??? YOU PIG!"
....haaaahaahaha.
how dare you people announce the death of my blog!? it LIVES! it was merely holiday-ing!!!
so, you will see the above post before i edit it to write the official day two. hyahayahyahya.
edit
... i typed a whole bunch of things. then, before i could save my post, the idiot pc decided to restart straight after an installation was complete. I AM EMO!!!
day 2
OH WELL! whatever. i shall try to retrieve from my manual hard disk!!
i know this is the wrong place to start with disc 2. i mean, day 2. so like... i was suffocating. what with a bunch of foreign objects gathering chi energy all over the bed. too much yang energy... not good, not good *fans air*
this caught my attention.
one of the foreign objects SPRUNG UP 90 DEGREES!
it waddled towards the phone, checked...stealth looked around and waddled out of the room.
hmm, secret rendezvous i see.
my first reaction was to celebrate with huizhen (i think)... "more space!!!" so, excited about the new space, i started to shove swj towards burt. towards burt. what an interesting idea. what if he were to pile on top of burt??? : DDD more excited at the idea, i pushed the supposedly sleeping airship towards burt...
...and he started to resist.... i thought he was sleeping??? so he was in this really weird position. (imagine people lying face down he resting on his sides and lying face wall. LOL.)
then, i can't remember what happened. i know i KO-ed.
the a few hours later, i found swj snatching spaces again. hello!! burt had already left!! how come still snatching places!! grrr!!!
before long, mn came up and asked, "where's huiqin?" then she pointed at a lump beside me, "is that her?"
well, this is her leg:
wah. imagine mn's expression when she saw this man. classic.
so, we got up and were a bit overly excited about Mac breakfast. now, this is something i must clarify, and something i must confess. to be honest, i find Mac breakfast a total killer when it comes to prices, and there's nothing special about it. so why am i so excited???
this is the truth.
I am pretentiously pretending that the Mac Breakfast is a super special limited edition meal. there is absolutely NO reason, NOTHING, to be excited about the breakfast. but why am i so excited??? i think i explained. but then again, there doesn't seem to be any. let's just say i'm deriving lots of joy pretending that it's damn cool, because it's so cool, when you say, "let's eat mac breakfast!!!" people are like so damn 'onz' and saying, "yeah!!!!" and when passed the 10.50am mark, people are like, "NOOO!!!" like we know what we're hyping about. it's the acting in the know... LOL.
so, on the way, we met joanne and hilary! (somebody tell me their short forms because i'm clueless) then they left for the food court.
ok. wj was damn on about mac breakfast.
suddenly, he hesitated... and we loving seniors lovingly said... "go... fly free, little bird! we will not trap you to eat with a bunch of lao jiaos...!" hmm. he definitely flew away fast.
scandalous.
(i wrote that for dramatic purposes.)
so, we shiawase-ly ate mac breakfast.
then, we dispersed!! from here on, i do not know what happened. i think i went back, wrote xmas cards, and decided to sleep.
grrr. i think i drooled.
ok i think this is quite worth mentioning.
after i woke up, mn and party wanted to go get left over food from her loyang pri school teacher, who happened to have chalet at the same time and have a lot more food than we do. so, i was asked to guard the house before i meet hz and hq for kbox. you know, kbox was at 2, i woke up at 3. and i was still in the house by 4. LOL.
then wj was thinking whether to go. i happened to be behind him and looking at his ass. i do not remember whether i smacked it, but he was like saying, "okok, i know you love my butt right?"
"no, i don't love your butt.
i love all butts."
LOL HE SCURRIED AWAY
so, tata~ they went to collect food. and when they were back!!! we all went out~ and i went to meet hz and hq.
when i was at the kbox counter, i said to join room 27. (or was it 27? anyhow choose a lucky number) the receptionist said, "huiqin right? the room with 4 people?" ...(hq+hz)sq.? i was like "erh, i dunno. i only know got hz and hq." as if she'd have any idea who the hell i was talking about. LOL.
and when i went in... OHHH! so it's joanne and hilaryyy!
so like, i was in a daze from lack of sleep, and choose really wu liao songs. just then...the giggly duo at the side were doing something with hilary's phone.
"give me the phone!"
"no!"
"ehhh? a message from weijun!!!"
"Shhhh!"
paint this picture in your head.
freezing duo, turning to look at freezing LN, who was staring at them.
LN smiles.
LN picks up hp and says, "oooo! juicy news to update everyone!!"
lalala~
anyway. here are a few points of interest when in kbox with this group of people:
1. Hilary and Joanne went in with shorts no longer than 20cm. the air con must've been 18degrees. the crazy jiggles.
2. Joanne is abnormally giggly. she giggles at the drop of a prawn cracker.
3. shameless peeps. they ordered tidbits like no tomorrow. i wonder if they charged us for it grrr. (it should be free...i guess...)
4. hz and hq are the ultimate lame pair. they can do ridiculously wu liao dance actions while singing but not even feel anything amiss. i didn't laugh because i was trying to fit in. <--???
5. i heard Joanne say, "actually our seniors are quite cute hor?" of course. one glimpse of the entire section and you will die from the overdose of cuteness.
6. Phantom of the Opera is indeed a universal song, but in different contexts. i was with a group that attempted to sing to the tune of "ahhh." but i guess exams must have bitten this group in the asses; i couldn't make out ooo from aaa.
7. The giggly duo were constantly running in and out of the room fighting for Hilary's phone and laughing and trying to absorb heat from outside (only to feel even colder when they return). crazy asses.
welll!!! it was an enjoyable session i must admit!!! only that the bill bit me in the ass. gahnn.
so, while on the way back, swj suddenly called. "where are you guys?"
"erh... just passed macdonalds--"
"STOP DON'T WALK. STOP. STOP. STOP."
"OK?" *stops rigidly*
"go to Cheers, buy ice, butter..."
k, did you need to sound so military like??
so, we got back...and met two of lh and swj's friends! (i'm so sorry. i erh, am kinda good at remember names, so they will always be remembered as lh and swj's friends to me...) now...i don't remember what happened. what i do remember is this... we went for Mac supper. LOL. (liaoz. hype about mac breakfast then now mac supper. super buey sian.) on our way, we went past hao kou wei...
WARNING PEOPLE! DON'T EVER EAT AT HAO KOU WEI!!!
for some reason i can't remember who looked in, think it was wj, he suddenly said, "...OH LOOK IT'S A RAT!!" then we bunch of city dwellers suakoo looked in and watched the fat ass climbing all over the uh whatever you call it...i might be exaggerating but seems like it happily climbed over utensils TOO! and its accomplice appeared!!! wj tried to take a photo but it was much too blur... the two fat asses then waddled off to oblivion.
so much for Good Taste. cuz got jia liao right??? hah!!! this reminds me... Hilary and Joanne avoided oily breakfast to eat Rat Flavoured breakfast.. hahhh... heheheh...
then we ate at macs. i do not for the life of me remember what we talked about except me being quite out of touch with gay comics and swj expressing his approval. 'squuuzzzeee me? gay comics are quite funny you know???
hey hey since we're on the topic of gay comics, i must say this! loud and clear!!! i do not like soapy love each other pairings!!! the type where "oh without you i will die desu ne!!!" or love and sweet sweet desu! (that can only happen in a straight pairing!!!) i like...those with... FRICTION! especially one-sided love. AHHHHAAAAHHH! interesting right!!!! erh. whatever. on with the chalet.
so, we returned... ...
actually, what happened?
i think we started to...psp? or not? forgot liao...
hey, which night was it that lh, wj, swj and i played psp together??? i forgot le leh??? either way, this was how it went. i forgot the whole katamari part.
i remember, lh joined in the game of gundam vs gundam, curious. he paired up with wj. swj and i teamed up. i honestly thought lh as a newb would be no threat. so we tried to take down wj. but we lost.
then i realise...
"isn't fighting wj the same with or without lh?? ...only now it seems a bit more tedious???"
then i realise...
"LH IS SHOOTING LASERS AT ME AND KACHIAO-ING!"
so, i smilingly announced... "li hong, i'm coming~~"
hehehehe. hahahaha. HAHAHAHA!!!!
that spelt the end to that fly. :D
i must comment this. pairing up with swj can be the most tu xue thing in the whole world. you can smashing your L and R buttons till they flew off and he still has no clue you're trying to team up with him for a special attack. either lh commented that first or i did, but it doesn't matter; the testimony stands. -.-|||
later on, wj decided to quit i think, and jermain came into the game. hey, i seriously think there's something wrong with the chronology of events. this seems super illogical. whatever. so, swj, being a sore loser, decided to team up with and bash the poor newcomers. lh was screaming, "unfair!!"
now let's see how unfair it got.
two people, who supposedly were more experienced, fought against two new butt cracks.
then, the butt cracks put their gundam choice on random.
we also put on random to be fair.
the butt cracks got power pack gundams
we got basically metal scraps
so??? we tragically lost to NOOBS!!! DO YOU SEE THE IRONY??? WE LOST TO TWO BLOODY NOOBS--ONE FLY AND A PSYCHOTIC I LOVE MGS ASS
so, out of anticlimax
i do not know what happened. haaaa. but people suddenly stopped and went out...i think. i don't remember. i went out, and saw the chicken and the airship sitting along the walkway on chairs and enjoying the night breeze. what the hell???
soon, jj and (i think it was) swj who came in with a double person bicycle (what's that called again??). they went to cycle for a while... i think lh and jj went to cycle for a while too. it's an interesting pair to watch. LOL. then wj and i went out to cycle with swj to look for...lh and swj's friends! : D we watched them pitch tent... and then we left (??? wu liao???).
when we came back, i don't remember what happened. i think we all KO-ed. LOL.
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i wasn't prepared for this, but i think that's all for day two leh???
before i post about Day Two, let me talk about what happened just now.
i have been feeling abnormally tired the last few days, so i decided not to go online. however! today! i was determined to post...BUT THE INTERNET DIED ON ME!!
then my sis came back with me from the pasar malam. then she said, "AIYAH. last time pluck out router never put back lah. YOU TAUGHT ME TO DO THAT YOU FORGET ABOUT IT??? YOU PIG!"
....haaaahaahaha.
how dare you people announce the death of my blog!? it LIVES! it was merely holiday-ing!!!
so, you will see the above post before i edit it to write the official day two. hyahayahyahya.
edit
... i typed a whole bunch of things. then, before i could save my post, the idiot pc decided to restart straight after an installation was complete. I AM EMO!!!
day 2
OH WELL! whatever. i shall try to retrieve from my manual hard disk!!
i know this is the wrong place to start with disc 2. i mean, day 2. so like... i was suffocating. what with a bunch of foreign objects gathering chi energy all over the bed. too much yang energy... not good, not good *fans air*
this caught my attention.
one of the foreign objects SPRUNG UP 90 DEGREES!
it waddled towards the phone, checked...stealth looked around and waddled out of the room.
hmm, secret rendezvous i see.
my first reaction was to celebrate with huizhen (i think)... "more space!!!" so, excited about the new space, i started to shove swj towards burt. towards burt. what an interesting idea. what if he were to pile on top of burt??? : DDD more excited at the idea, i pushed the supposedly sleeping airship towards burt...
...and he started to resist.... i thought he was sleeping??? so he was in this really weird position. (imagine people lying face down he resting on his sides and lying face wall. LOL.)
then, i can't remember what happened. i know i KO-ed.
the a few hours later, i found swj snatching spaces again. hello!! burt had already left!! how come still snatching places!! grrr!!!
before long, mn came up and asked, "where's huiqin?" then she pointed at a lump beside me, "is that her?"
well, this is her leg:
wah. imagine mn's expression when she saw this man. classic.
so, we got up and were a bit overly excited about Mac breakfast. now, this is something i must clarify, and something i must confess. to be honest, i find Mac breakfast a total killer when it comes to prices, and there's nothing special about it. so why am i so excited???
this is the truth.
I am pretentiously pretending that the Mac Breakfast is a super special limited edition meal. there is absolutely NO reason, NOTHING, to be excited about the breakfast. but why am i so excited??? i think i explained. but then again, there doesn't seem to be any. let's just say i'm deriving lots of joy pretending that it's damn cool, because it's so cool, when you say, "let's eat mac breakfast!!!" people are like so damn 'onz' and saying, "yeah!!!!" and when passed the 10.50am mark, people are like, "NOOO!!!" like we know what we're hyping about. it's the acting in the know... LOL.
so, on the way, we met joanne and hilary! (somebody tell me their short forms because i'm clueless) then they left for the food court.
ok. wj was damn on about mac breakfast.
suddenly, he hesitated... and we loving seniors lovingly said... "go... fly free, little bird! we will not trap you to eat with a bunch of lao jiaos...!" hmm. he definitely flew away fast.
scandalous.
(i wrote that for dramatic purposes.)
so, we shiawase-ly ate mac breakfast.
then, we dispersed!! from here on, i do not know what happened. i think i went back, wrote xmas cards, and decided to sleep.
grrr. i think i drooled.
ok i think this is quite worth mentioning.
after i woke up, mn and party wanted to go get left over food from her loyang pri school teacher, who happened to have chalet at the same time and have a lot more food than we do. so, i was asked to guard the house before i meet hz and hq for kbox. you know, kbox was at 2, i woke up at 3. and i was still in the house by 4. LOL.
then wj was thinking whether to go. i happened to be behind him and looking at his ass. i do not remember whether i smacked it, but he was like saying, "okok, i know you love my butt right?"
"no, i don't love your butt.
i love all butts."
LOL HE SCURRIED AWAY
so, tata~ they went to collect food. and when they were back!!! we all went out~ and i went to meet hz and hq.
when i was at the kbox counter, i said to join room 27. (or was it 27? anyhow choose a lucky number) the receptionist said, "huiqin right? the room with 4 people?" ...(hq+hz)sq.? i was like "erh, i dunno. i only know got hz and hq." as if she'd have any idea who the hell i was talking about. LOL.
and when i went in... OHHH! so it's joanne and hilaryyy!
so like, i was in a daze from lack of sleep, and choose really wu liao songs. just then...the giggly duo at the side were doing something with hilary's phone.
"give me the phone!"
"no!"
"ehhh? a message from weijun!!!"
"Shhhh!"
paint this picture in your head.
freezing duo, turning to look at freezing LN, who was staring at them.
LN smiles.
LN picks up hp and says, "oooo! juicy news to update everyone!!"
lalala~
anyway. here are a few points of interest when in kbox with this group of people:
1. Hilary and Joanne went in with shorts no longer than 20cm. the air con must've been 18degrees. the crazy jiggles.
2. Joanne is abnormally giggly. she giggles at the drop of a prawn cracker.
3. shameless peeps. they ordered tidbits like no tomorrow. i wonder if they charged us for it grrr. (it should be free...i guess...)
4. hz and hq are the ultimate lame pair. they can do ridiculously wu liao dance actions while singing but not even feel anything amiss. i didn't laugh because i was trying to fit in. <--???
5. i heard Joanne say, "actually our seniors are quite cute hor?" of course. one glimpse of the entire section and you will die from the overdose of cuteness.
6. Phantom of the Opera is indeed a universal song, but in different contexts. i was with a group that attempted to sing to the tune of "ahhh." but i guess exams must have bitten this group in the asses; i couldn't make out ooo from aaa.
7. The giggly duo were constantly running in and out of the room fighting for Hilary's phone and laughing and trying to absorb heat from outside (only to feel even colder when they return). crazy asses.
welll!!! it was an enjoyable session i must admit!!! only that the bill bit me in the ass. gahnn.
so, while on the way back, swj suddenly called. "where are you guys?"
"erh... just passed macdonalds--"
"STOP DON'T WALK. STOP. STOP. STOP."
"OK?" *stops rigidly*
"go to Cheers, buy ice, butter..."
k, did you need to sound so military like??
so, we got back...and met two of lh and swj's friends! (i'm so sorry. i erh, am kinda good at remember names, so they will always be remembered as lh and swj's friends to me...) now...i don't remember what happened. what i do remember is this... we went for Mac supper. LOL. (liaoz. hype about mac breakfast then now mac supper. super buey sian.) on our way, we went past hao kou wei...
WARNING PEOPLE! DON'T EVER EAT AT HAO KOU WEI!!!
for some reason i can't remember who looked in, think it was wj, he suddenly said, "...OH LOOK IT'S A RAT!!" then we bunch of city dwellers suakoo looked in and watched the fat ass climbing all over the uh whatever you call it...i might be exaggerating but seems like it happily climbed over utensils TOO! and its accomplice appeared!!! wj tried to take a photo but it was much too blur... the two fat asses then waddled off to oblivion.
so much for Good Taste. cuz got jia liao right??? hah!!! this reminds me... Hilary and Joanne avoided oily breakfast to eat Rat Flavoured breakfast.. hahhh... heheheh...
then we ate at macs. i do not for the life of me remember what we talked about except me being quite out of touch with gay comics and swj expressing his approval. 'squuuzzzeee me? gay comics are quite funny you know???
hey hey since we're on the topic of gay comics, i must say this! loud and clear!!! i do not like soapy love each other pairings!!! the type where "oh without you i will die desu ne!!!" or love and sweet sweet desu! (that can only happen in a straight pairing!!!) i like...those with... FRICTION! especially one-sided love. AHHHHAAAAHHH! interesting right!!!! erh. whatever. on with the chalet.
so, we returned... ...
actually, what happened?
i think we started to...psp? or not? forgot liao...
hey, which night was it that lh, wj, swj and i played psp together??? i forgot le leh??? either way, this was how it went. i forgot the whole katamari part.
i remember, lh joined in the game of gundam vs gundam, curious. he paired up with wj. swj and i teamed up. i honestly thought lh as a newb would be no threat. so we tried to take down wj. but we lost.
then i realise...
"isn't fighting wj the same with or without lh?? ...only now it seems a bit more tedious???"
then i realise...
"LH IS SHOOTING LASERS AT ME AND KACHIAO-ING!"
so, i smilingly announced... "li hong, i'm coming~~"
hehehehe. hahahaha. HAHAHAHA!!!!
that spelt the end to that fly. :D
i must comment this. pairing up with swj can be the most tu xue thing in the whole world. you can smashing your L and R buttons till they flew off and he still has no clue you're trying to team up with him for a special attack. either lh commented that first or i did, but it doesn't matter; the testimony stands. -.-|||
later on, wj decided to quit i think, and jermain came into the game. hey, i seriously think there's something wrong with the chronology of events. this seems super illogical. whatever. so, swj, being a sore loser, decided to team up with and bash the poor newcomers. lh was screaming, "unfair!!"
now let's see how unfair it got.
two people, who supposedly were more experienced, fought against two new butt cracks.
then, the butt cracks put their gundam choice on random.
we also put on random to be fair.
the butt cracks got power pack gundams
we got basically metal scraps
so??? we tragically lost to NOOBS!!! DO YOU SEE THE IRONY??? WE LOST TO TWO BLOODY NOOBS--ONE FLY AND A PSYCHOTIC I LOVE MGS ASS
so, out of anticlimax
i do not know what happened. haaaa. but people suddenly stopped and went out...i think. i don't remember. i went out, and saw the chicken and the airship sitting along the walkway on chairs and enjoying the night breeze. what the hell???
soon, jj and (i think it was) swj who came in with a double person bicycle (what's that called again??). they went to cycle for a while... i think lh and jj went to cycle for a while too. it's an interesting pair to watch. LOL. then wj and i went out to cycle with swj to look for...lh and swj's friends! : D we watched them pitch tent... and then we left (??? wu liao???).
when we came back, i don't remember what happened. i think we all KO-ed. LOL.
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i wasn't prepared for this, but i think that's all for day two leh???
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Flute Chalet DAY ONE!
waaaaaa heee hoooo!
ok, this is very much delayed. and by now, i already forgot a lot of things. lemme try to recall with my rotten memory. and i just checked my photos. shit. i didn't take anything much. !!! let's see how i can deal with this post without photos. :8O
since everything already revealed during chalet, i shall give all sorts of spoilers!!! (???)
flute chalet eve--saturday. lh and i went to burt's house to plan...only to end up doing nothing. LOL. hz called me on my hp, and we put it on speaker mode, talking about the food plan and all that. hahaha. we put the phone on top of pringles container and two candles beside it...and started to pray to hz HAHAHA
ok so we went home without quite accomplishing anything. i went home to watch... Lyrical Nanoha~~~(L) i set my alarm at 9.30am.
and woke up at 9.30am to switch the alarm off. hahahahaha. then lh called me at 10.30am...and reminded me that i had to work on our lottery coupon. (that was the main purpose of setting the alarm. and i conveniently thought i had more than enough time to do it. hehehe.)
so i woke up, did some last minute packing, and completed the coupon. wooh!!! (i promised to meet lh at 12.30. and i only went out at 12.30. LOL)
after lunch, i went to McCafe to find lh...only to find baato there! haha and we started to do some last minute packing of the lottery presents. secrets of the prizes revealed!!!
i dunno if this is a good thing or bad thing, but if you go to the public album of the flute blog, this is the preview pic you will see-- stunned bird. teeheehee.
can you believe this? the guys got down to work while i started to take photos. wanna know why??? if i wrapped, the things will look more like trash than prizes. -.-
can't believe that the Qoo pouch can actually be wrapped. !!!
cursed hello kitty. LOLOLOL
i forgot what this is. :D
i'm not too sure what this smug look means. LOL.
you know... we're in the middle of McCafe and he wants to eat the mouse...?
?? meaningless photo?? hahahaa
sponsored prize courtesy of bird. hahaha.
heh... SECOND AND FIRST PRIZE! (which Wei Jun and Jermain won respectively btw. LOL.) a big part of it came from the pringles box.....
(pringles = second / ferrero rocher (how to spell sia) = first)
huiqin's prize i think. i took this photo just so we can try to spot the word Char Mee inside. but i think the photo didn't capture the essence. SO I JUST SHOWED YOU THIS PHOTO TO WASTE YOUR TIME AND FOR FUN HAHHHH
the lottery ticket! if you want the soft copy i can give you. (dunno for what.) one of the only good things that sprung from learning CorelDraw. (the words feel damn sarcastic when you know what you actually am receiving. LOL)
a final view of the prizes... i forgot to take the before picture!! either way, don't they look deceiving desirable! (the popular choice was the Hello Kitty. hahahahhaa.)
this guy crashed in on our clandestine meeting. i threatened to cut his ping pongs if he divulged this plan. God bless him for keeping it secret as he received the first prize :D (...i don't know if i really threatened him but whatever.)
then we made our way to the lau kokok chalet. ugh. it feels unmopped for centuries. no really, it's literally centuries. wah lao. i suggest a few ways to boost Coasta Sands Pasir Ris chalet's revenue:
1. Create ghost stories and spread them
2. Make it even dirtier and change name to Squatter Settlements Chalet
ok, enough making fun of this kampung style house. speaking of which, i remember having this convo with mn the day before chalet:
Me: hey, lh hz and bird all deciding to bathe at home leh.
Mn: huh!! why??
Me: cuz they say the chalet toilet damn dirty and disgusting.
Mn: ahh! if me i will... ... *silence* i dunno if i'll bathe there leh.
Me: diao!? aiyah then everyone just go home bathe lah bring what shampoo soap??
Mn: hmm yah loh yah loh. ok let's all bathe at home.
...
you realise our planning goes from 10% done to 1% done?? LOL
then, i forgot what happened. i think we started to slack. i have no idea. i think from this point my chronology of events super screwed.
from what i remember, wj, baato, mn, etc all ran off to fetch people or grab stuff? then razannah (i'm sorry. i just realised i dunno how to spell her name :DDD|||) came with her friends! who started to play hard gay... ...
*skip skip skip*
i patronise you with a meaningless photo of Liz and me. hmm. i have only one conclusion. time to cut hair. dohhh.
finally, the guys are back!
girls, repent. cannot cook. and now, cannot start fire and bbq. ok no lah. maybe some of us can. but i think i'm only relieving each of us the process of digesting food by instantly turning food into crap if i were to cook/bbq.
now, some patronising photos to show the fire starting process. LOL.
i dunno why wj looks damn happy.
i think baato took the photos. hah. guess what i was doing.
pouring charcoal from my life drawing lessons into the fire. dun wanna waste mah. X3
now even lh looks happy. -.-
k. i erh can't remember what happened here, but what i do know, in summary...
1. MGS Ops makes a very fun group game, ONLY if there at least 4 people sparring it out.
2. Razannah is very fun to play MGS Ops with. (hear her screams. even the most dead game sounds like roller coaster)
3. incentives work very well in games. there's a Keroro frog on top of the top player's head--and from then on, everyone started to scream about killing the frog man or robbing the top player for the frog. (the top player however, has strangely been referred to "WHERE'S THE FROG???")
4. Jermain is a psycho. he played MGS Ops with a straight face, and when i asked how it was, he calmly said, "it's a very exhilarating game..." <-- exhilarating leh, beyond exciting. SICK!
5. i forgot what's the name of the penguin game that baato brought, but it's actually quite fun and funny!!! ...if the tv weren't so high. -.-
after lots of scattered brain ness, we finally got down to... LOTTERYYY! well, i must say, i was quite worried about retribution, for obvious reasons. first, lh hz baato and i planned this in hopes of bringing some entertainment...the idea that the rest were unaware certainly nagged at me! second, most of the prizes...erh. should i keep a dark secret. ok since i already mentioned it... WELL erh... most of the things came from my house :DDD (which makes it doubly retribution worthy.) and third, highly linked to point number 2, we were trying to cut budget. HAHAHAHA----*rolls down the hill, picks up one wheel bicycle, rolls away...* boy. i am very amused by the lottery results. to see more of lottery photos...
(trying to make it look like an ad hahaha)
well, there are a few points of amusement...
1. Most of the winners were actually from flute section
(mn = burt's special edition tissue / hq = promotional char mee / wj = 2nd prize / jermain = 1st prize)
2. and because of point one, we were suspected of rigging the lottery (I SWEAR ON MY BUTT WE DIDN'T!!!)
3. the Gothic Candles were mistaken as funeral candles and were left burning at our chalet door to ward off evil
4. My sis won the empty Pringles box -- IT CAME HOME DAMMIT
when Liz struck lottery, i literally sprawled over the floor in shoujo style:
hahahahaha
well, it was great fun! didn't have the chance, but really wanna thank the guests for their spontaneity! :DDD (retribution has finally befallen on me. i'm itching all over and creating scratch wounds everywhere, plusss i have a lot of orh-chei and ulcers. LOL)
either way... then lh, wj x 2, baato and i went off to bathe. baato tompang-ed me! i must say, i am very impressed because...
1. it was mn's mini bike and there were no back seats or the what you call it for standing on
2. it takes 3 revolutions of the wheel to catch up with lh's bike
3. baato actually manage to keep the bicycle stable throughout???
seriously. impresario!!!
(the next day, my butt orh-chei...)
thennn we returned to the chalet. haha. by then brain starting to die, so i don't remember what happened much--what i do know is that we started phoenix wrighting and psp-ing. hahaha.
ok. i dunno how to split the post to day two. i think i will end the post after describing the nighttime.
it was night. but there were many ghosts at Squatter Settlement chalet room T0...1 i think. the night was spent trying to figure out how the hell to play katamari multiplayer...and baato managed to figure it out!! :DDD i find the game play somewhat disturbing, cuz this was how it was...
Players:
Baato / Toylet (wj) / Tootsie (me) / Strahl (swj)
now the VS-mode is extremely stupid; basically we just roll treasures and try to win with the most points. now much like the Keroro frog episode, in this game, there's a twenty point treasure--the royal crown. and the King is stupid enough to say "shhh don't tell others you've got the secret item!" because anyone can tell that the one with the crown is the one with an impossibly high score. LOL.
now, the WJs have a tendency to kill each other even in gaming. their violence springs out like nobody's business. for some reason, Toylet started being quite powerful and often scored number one because of the royal crown. now this is how it usually went...
Strahl: everyone...target Toylet...flush him down...
(considering that the psp was mine and wj was borrowing it, i wonder what would have been if i were Toylet instead......)
then, soon, we got bored playing vs.
we changed to playing catching on empty Prince island instead. LOL. stupid sia. four Prince + Cousin running around. stupid!!! but strangely fun and funny. cannot take it lah--i dunno why we kept laughing. plus together we're gonna hit 90 years old and we're laughing over katamari catching. diao.
and i must admit--children really do have the most creativity. people were stupidly trying to find ways to conceal themselves. i remember two spots, one of which i will not divulge, and the other is...the stupid water. "hahhh can you see me?" of course i can. i see your red bon bon.
finally, we got sian and changed game to Gundam vs Gundam.
we couldn't log on continuously, until we realised that baato's psp kept crashing our connection LOL. then he said he gonna sleep for a minute...
...and he never woke up...
soooo strahl wj and i went ahead with the VS-ing anyway. now this is shameful, but strahl and i teamed up against wj...only to loose. grrr!!! hahahaha it was very amusing.
now i don't remember what happened from here on, but what i do know is that in the end we all KO-ed. LOL.
now before i end the post, let me mentioned something noteworthy about the sleeping.
5 asses were trying to share the bed. hz was playing phoenix wright i think. and at her feet was baato who was trying to use her legs as pillows. unfortunately it ended up with hz's legs off the bed. then came Fish wj. he was sleeping in this foetus position. so, just to pack in to the sardin can, swj also slept in the same position. and i just took whatever space was left.
now this is quite odd. i felt very cold, so i grabbed the spare blanket. but i couldn't sleep, and neither could hz. then, wondering if swj was sleeping, i finally asked, "erh... do you feel cold?"
WOW i've never seen swj more alive!!! he was sleeping, dead, but his head was nodding in rapid fire mode!!!
now please lah, cold just go and grab blanket leh?? liao. so i went to grab the next blanket (which i really intended to just hoard for myself) and dumped it onto the brothers.
for some reason, getting the blanket was as good as re allocation. wj convenient swam upwards. and so did swj. leaving poor hz to fall off the bed. HAHAHA
i don't quite remember how the night ended...
because i fell asleep! DUH HEE HEE!!!
next post -- day 2!!! (i shall try to survive without photos. -.-|||)
ok, this is very much delayed. and by now, i already forgot a lot of things. lemme try to recall with my rotten memory. and i just checked my photos. shit. i didn't take anything much. !!! let's see how i can deal with this post without photos. :8O
since everything already revealed during chalet, i shall give all sorts of spoilers!!! (???)
flute chalet eve--saturday. lh and i went to burt's house to plan...only to end up doing nothing. LOL. hz called me on my hp, and we put it on speaker mode, talking about the food plan and all that. hahaha. we put the phone on top of pringles container and two candles beside it...and started to pray to hz HAHAHA
ok so we went home without quite accomplishing anything. i went home to watch... Lyrical Nanoha~~~(L) i set my alarm at 9.30am.
and woke up at 9.30am to switch the alarm off. hahahahaha. then lh called me at 10.30am...and reminded me that i had to work on our lottery coupon. (that was the main purpose of setting the alarm. and i conveniently thought i had more than enough time to do it. hehehe.)
so i woke up, did some last minute packing, and completed the coupon. wooh!!! (i promised to meet lh at 12.30. and i only went out at 12.30. LOL)
after lunch, i went to McCafe to find lh...only to find baato there! haha and we started to do some last minute packing of the lottery presents. secrets of the prizes revealed!!!
i dunno if this is a good thing or bad thing, but if you go to the public album of the flute blog, this is the preview pic you will see-- stunned bird. teeheehee.
can you believe this? the guys got down to work while i started to take photos. wanna know why??? if i wrapped, the things will look more like trash than prizes. -.-
can't believe that the Qoo pouch can actually be wrapped. !!!
cursed hello kitty. LOLOLOL
i forgot what this is. :D
i'm not too sure what this smug look means. LOL.
you know... we're in the middle of McCafe and he wants to eat the mouse...?
?? meaningless photo?? hahahaa
sponsored prize courtesy of bird. hahaha.
heh... SECOND AND FIRST PRIZE! (which Wei Jun and Jermain won respectively btw. LOL.) a big part of it came from the pringles box.....
(pringles = second / ferrero rocher (how to spell sia) = first)
huiqin's prize i think. i took this photo just so we can try to spot the word Char Mee inside. but i think the photo didn't capture the essence. SO I JUST SHOWED YOU THIS PHOTO TO WASTE YOUR TIME AND FOR FUN HAHHHH
the lottery ticket! if you want the soft copy i can give you. (dunno for what.) one of the only good things that sprung from learning CorelDraw. (the words feel damn sarcastic when you know what you actually am receiving. LOL)
a final view of the prizes... i forgot to take the before picture!! either way, don't they look deceiving desirable! (the popular choice was the Hello Kitty. hahahahhaa.)
this guy crashed in on our clandestine meeting. i threatened to cut his ping pongs if he divulged this plan. God bless him for keeping it secret as he received the first prize :D (...i don't know if i really threatened him but whatever.)
then we made our way to the lau kokok chalet. ugh. it feels unmopped for centuries. no really, it's literally centuries. wah lao. i suggest a few ways to boost Coasta Sands Pasir Ris chalet's revenue:
1. Create ghost stories and spread them
2. Make it even dirtier and change name to Squatter Settlements Chalet
ok, enough making fun of this kampung style house. speaking of which, i remember having this convo with mn the day before chalet:
Me: hey, lh hz and bird all deciding to bathe at home leh.
Mn: huh!! why??
Me: cuz they say the chalet toilet damn dirty and disgusting.
Mn: ahh! if me i will... ... *silence* i dunno if i'll bathe there leh.
Me: diao!? aiyah then everyone just go home bathe lah bring what shampoo soap??
Mn: hmm yah loh yah loh. ok let's all bathe at home.
...
you realise our planning goes from 10% done to 1% done?? LOL
then, i forgot what happened. i think we started to slack. i have no idea. i think from this point my chronology of events super screwed.
from what i remember, wj, baato, mn, etc all ran off to fetch people or grab stuff? then razannah (i'm sorry. i just realised i dunno how to spell her name :DDD|||) came with her friends! who started to play hard gay... ...
*skip skip skip*
i patronise you with a meaningless photo of Liz and me. hmm. i have only one conclusion. time to cut hair. dohhh.
finally, the guys are back!
girls, repent. cannot cook. and now, cannot start fire and bbq. ok no lah. maybe some of us can. but i think i'm only relieving each of us the process of digesting food by instantly turning food into crap if i were to cook/bbq.
now, some patronising photos to show the fire starting process. LOL.
i dunno why wj looks damn happy.
i think baato took the photos. hah. guess what i was doing.
pouring charcoal from my life drawing lessons into the fire. dun wanna waste mah. X3
now even lh looks happy. -.-
k. i erh can't remember what happened here, but what i do know, in summary...
1. MGS Ops makes a very fun group game, ONLY if there at least 4 people sparring it out.
2. Razannah is very fun to play MGS Ops with. (hear her screams. even the most dead game sounds like roller coaster)
3. incentives work very well in games. there's a Keroro frog on top of the top player's head--and from then on, everyone started to scream about killing the frog man or robbing the top player for the frog. (the top player however, has strangely been referred to "WHERE'S THE FROG???")
4. Jermain is a psycho. he played MGS Ops with a straight face, and when i asked how it was, he calmly said, "it's a very exhilarating game..." <-- exhilarating leh, beyond exciting. SICK!
5. i forgot what's the name of the penguin game that baato brought, but it's actually quite fun and funny!!! ...if the tv weren't so high. -.-
after lots of scattered brain ness, we finally got down to... LOTTERYYY! well, i must say, i was quite worried about retribution, for obvious reasons. first, lh hz baato and i planned this in hopes of bringing some entertainment...the idea that the rest were unaware certainly nagged at me! second, most of the prizes...erh. should i keep a dark secret. ok since i already mentioned it... WELL erh... most of the things came from my house :DDD (which makes it doubly retribution worthy.) and third, highly linked to point number 2, we were trying to cut budget. HAHAHAHA----*rolls down the hill, picks up one wheel bicycle, rolls away...* boy. i am very amused by the lottery results. to see more of lottery photos...
(trying to make it look like an ad hahaha)
well, there are a few points of amusement...
1. Most of the winners were actually from flute section
(mn = burt's special edition tissue / hq = promotional char mee / wj = 2nd prize / jermain = 1st prize)
2. and because of point one, we were suspected of rigging the lottery (I SWEAR ON MY BUTT WE DIDN'T!!!)
3. the Gothic Candles were mistaken as funeral candles and were left burning at our chalet door to ward off evil
4. My sis won the empty Pringles box -- IT CAME HOME DAMMIT
when Liz struck lottery, i literally sprawled over the floor in shoujo style:
hahahahaha
well, it was great fun! didn't have the chance, but really wanna thank the guests for their spontaneity! :DDD (retribution has finally befallen on me. i'm itching all over and creating scratch wounds everywhere, plusss i have a lot of orh-chei and ulcers. LOL)
either way... then lh, wj x 2, baato and i went off to bathe. baato tompang-ed me! i must say, i am very impressed because...
1. it was mn's mini bike and there were no back seats or the what you call it for standing on
2. it takes 3 revolutions of the wheel to catch up with lh's bike
3. baato actually manage to keep the bicycle stable throughout???
seriously. impresario!!!
(the next day, my butt orh-chei...)
thennn we returned to the chalet. haha. by then brain starting to die, so i don't remember what happened much--what i do know is that we started phoenix wrighting and psp-ing. hahaha.
ok. i dunno how to split the post to day two. i think i will end the post after describing the nighttime.
it was night. but there were many ghosts at Squatter Settlement chalet room T0...1 i think. the night was spent trying to figure out how the hell to play katamari multiplayer...and baato managed to figure it out!! :DDD i find the game play somewhat disturbing, cuz this was how it was...
Players:
Baato / Toylet (wj) / Tootsie (me) / Strahl (swj)
now the VS-mode is extremely stupid; basically we just roll treasures and try to win with the most points. now much like the Keroro frog episode, in this game, there's a twenty point treasure--the royal crown. and the King is stupid enough to say "shhh don't tell others you've got the secret item!" because anyone can tell that the one with the crown is the one with an impossibly high score. LOL.
now, the WJs have a tendency to kill each other even in gaming. their violence springs out like nobody's business. for some reason, Toylet started being quite powerful and often scored number one because of the royal crown. now this is how it usually went...
Strahl: everyone...target Toylet...flush him down...
(considering that the psp was mine and wj was borrowing it, i wonder what would have been if i were Toylet instead......)
then, soon, we got bored playing vs.
we changed to playing catching on empty Prince island instead. LOL. stupid sia. four Prince + Cousin running around. stupid!!! but strangely fun and funny. cannot take it lah--i dunno why we kept laughing. plus together we're gonna hit 90 years old and we're laughing over katamari catching. diao.
and i must admit--children really do have the most creativity. people were stupidly trying to find ways to conceal themselves. i remember two spots, one of which i will not divulge, and the other is...the stupid water. "hahhh can you see me?" of course i can. i see your red bon bon.
finally, we got sian and changed game to Gundam vs Gundam.
we couldn't log on continuously, until we realised that baato's psp kept crashing our connection LOL. then he said he gonna sleep for a minute...
...and he never woke up...
soooo strahl wj and i went ahead with the VS-ing anyway. now this is shameful, but strahl and i teamed up against wj...only to loose. grrr!!! hahahaha it was very amusing.
now i don't remember what happened from here on, but what i do know is that in the end we all KO-ed. LOL.
now before i end the post, let me mentioned something noteworthy about the sleeping.
5 asses were trying to share the bed. hz was playing phoenix wright i think. and at her feet was baato who was trying to use her legs as pillows. unfortunately it ended up with hz's legs off the bed. then came Fish wj. he was sleeping in this foetus position. so, just to pack in to the sardin can, swj also slept in the same position. and i just took whatever space was left.
now this is quite odd. i felt very cold, so i grabbed the spare blanket. but i couldn't sleep, and neither could hz. then, wondering if swj was sleeping, i finally asked, "erh... do you feel cold?"
WOW i've never seen swj more alive!!! he was sleeping, dead, but his head was nodding in rapid fire mode!!!
now please lah, cold just go and grab blanket leh?? liao. so i went to grab the next blanket (which i really intended to just hoard for myself) and dumped it onto the brothers.
for some reason, getting the blanket was as good as re allocation. wj convenient swam upwards. and so did swj. leaving poor hz to fall off the bed. HAHAHA
i don't quite remember how the night ended...
because i fell asleep! DUH HEE HEE!!!
next post -- day 2!!! (i shall try to survive without photos. -.-|||)
Wahjong Online - Outcome
outcome --
i think wahjong should just remove its spam detection function. it makes the bloody game room quiet.
grrr.
(actually...i was the only one who kena labelled as spammer. LOL.)
i think wahjong should just remove its spam detection function. it makes the bloody game room quiet.
grrr.
(actually...i was the only one who kena labelled as spammer. LOL.)
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