whose baboon bottom is bigger?

are you sure female arses are bigger?

i was folding the crocodile brand briefs when i compared the difference between them and my personal guardians of bottoms.

are you sure female arses are bigger??? the briefs could easily pass as diapers!!

i don't know what to update

oh no. i really don't know what to update. this week i've gotten flu, sore throat and cough, and i definitely feel like crap. i've been trying to think of funny things but i feel more sleeping.

ok. side track.

flatulence, as i've mentioned, is something that is supposedly funny. now let me talk more about the bizarre incidents i remember about it. (sorry Baato-q, i have not watched the britney video. HAHAHA) if you wiki for flatulence, you may come about an article called flatulence jokes. seriously, i don't know why i even ended up reading that article. erh.

so, one was, one day, i was cycling to a void deck to go for some talking session. then at the usual spot where i park my bicycle, an old man stood. i stared at him; his back was facing me. i was like, "...? ghostly old man..." suddenly

guess what happened!

what else?

he fang-ed pi lor.

BUT THIS IMMORAL ARSE IN A LITERAL SENSE SPRAYED HIS AIR IN MY DIRECTION DAMMIT

and after releasing methane gas, he did not even move. i was stunned. and i moved backwards and parked my bicycle elsewhere. when i walked past the same place, he was still there...and he looked back a bit, didn't quite acknowledge my presence, and walked off.

asshole. you could have at least delivered a greeting and said, "did that smell nice???" did he think i was invisible!?!??!

next.

this happened either one or two years ago. i was with my course mates. suddenly, there was a ringing explosion. next, i heard a course mate's words:

"hello??? you ran all the way in front of me to fart into my toot???"

...btw, the gas releaser was my primary school classmate. by fate's decision, we ended up in the same design course. LOL. (makes you wonder what my primary school breeds. if i'm not wrong strahl was from there too. erh.)

next.

my course mates were filming. i wasn't there, so this was described to me.

"there was silence and a course mate, the sound crew, was recording sounds when he suddenly picked up a funny explosive sound... the next thing, the director suddenly said, 'OOPS SORRY'"

k. this director is known to act cool, and diss people. now his flatulence is recorded in our class project. i have not managed to hear it. that is a pity. LOL.

(i wonder how it feels to pick up ultra sounds like this.)

there are countless flatulence episodes, but these are the ones that i remember more.. .. . i think it's quite creepy if you're like, releasing gas and you have blocked nose while everyone around you wilts...

...why did i say that? i forgot.

OKAY. something more regular. i went to work this morning, and reached home at 2+. then well...i slept all the way till 6.40pm. i think i slept an entire week of erh, sleep that i missed somehow. and i still feel sleepy. THEN! we went to eat the fried bee hoon my mother kept for us to eat. you know, she went to shenzhen since last friday and we only ate it today.

...

then, we went to SITEX! talk about recession man. who cares about recession. people still buy technological stuff anyway.

well, i bought a memory card and a memory stick, while Liz bought a new table.

i

i feel a desire to stick to a strict routine of drinking milo and eating $1.30 mee goreng everyday from now on... you know, i really felt the drive i had in sec 2.

maybe some of you remember, my reputation as the milo person or something... actually, i don't understand how the hell i managed to survive on such...petty rations. I REALLY DON'T KNOW. i bet my personality in the past was something like ISTJ or INTJ. i bet you don't know what the hell i'm talking about.

hey hey want to know a cold joke??? I N F P (I AM FANG PI) ...

so like, i ALWAYS did a tabulation of how much i saved and was going to save. it was all simple math, really...and loads of determination. i always stopped at $400, and then splurge it till i had $200. then i'd start the whole saving cycle. considering my pocket money was $15~$20 per week, i really don't know how i managed to survive on the tight budget and save up in a short time. no wonder my mother called me a money face.

i don't know if it's a good thing to feel the drive again.

I TAKE BACK MY WORDS. i erh...will only chip in some for the chalet. BUT

i will not go for anymore outings!!!!!! going with Liz alone would bust up to $300 (combined with her) each time. so, i don't want to go out anymore.

see no evil, BUY NO EVIL!

must. make. money. (<-- tis' my new motto. my old motto: make more money.)

i really wanna update

but i'm so excited about my new 2GB memory stick for my phone (i survived on a 128mb) and my new 8GB memory card for my psp, and the Gotham Knight animation DVD (it's 6 animations on Batman in different styles... DAMN COOL YOU SHOULD WATCH IT TOO! btw i went to spell batman as bat knight prior to this. spastic.)..... SO

the update will wait for about an hour. :D

SO SORRY!

and to Tori-Q, who checks my blog almost too frequently that i feel guilty for not updating, create a blog or something leh?? write funny things! then i can read your stuff too! LOL. (i'm sure just from flute section alone you will get a cult-like fan base following you everywhere. hahahahahaa.)

fruit flies are dangerous

i have suicidal ants living in my house. they like to drown themselves inside my ceramic pot containing drinking water. God knows why they prepare cooked tap water inside ceramic pots with flowery patterns.

that aside.

did you know that fruit flies are dangerous?

on a daily occasion, fruit flies are generally harmless...
1) they appear only when you don't clear your fruit remains fast enough
2) they fly brainlessly around fruit remains
3) they disappear along with cleared fruit remains

so i happened to have fruit remains 3 days old at my sink. by then my sink was crowding. such are the days of having my mother overseas. so, i decided to be good and get rid of evil (??).

there were a couple of fruit flies.

then, something happened.

one of them attacked me.

IT FLEW RIGHT INTO MY NOSTRIL

my sunday splurge

i promise, i will find some ways to fund part of the chalet... i was told by the HR department that i can only get 10days worth of pay for november cuz the payroll is cut off... :DDD|||

despite being told that, i still went ahead to splurge. oh shit.

PRESENTING THE MASSACRE




Jay Chou has a new CD and i didn't realise! :O :D poker cards! :D and all these CDs chalked up 6 points for my CD-RAMA card. -.- if you intend to buy CD from any CD-RAMA at Popular outlets, please ask me along :DDD we bought Never Ending Story too :DDD (L)(L)(L)

the 5 Temptations of CEO was unexpectedly easy to read. i haven't completed, i read the first 15pages on the bus and was thinking, wow, i didn't expect it to be in narrative style compared to John C Maxwell's usual practical guide style. and it's even more expensive. i.must.absorb.everything.

k. have i told you i used to really hate Ayumi Hamasaki? i really hated her when i was in secondary school. i remember a prefect in sec school who told me she's a singing queen and i said she's downright fake. at that moment her singing was actually pretty weak. but in recent years, after listening to news about her and all that, i began to feel that...she is human after all. oh well! actually her songs are nice lah. and i detest singing to the TVCM without knowing the whole song. dammit. so i made it a point that i want to learn her songs! :DDD actually i wouldn't have been motivated if Liz hadn't mentioned that she kinda wanted to listen to her songs hahaha!

let me reveal a new word to you: flatulence. search up the dictionary yourself.

yesterday, i was walking through the concourse of suntec city (anyhow name it one). i can't remember what crap i was laughing about, when suddenly i felt a violent explosion as i flatulated. i heard it. my first reaction was to look behind me to see if there was anyone. not too close. then i asked Liz, "did you hear that???" she said she didn't. and i stupidly said it a bit loudly, "shit i *flatulated* and it was quite loud!!!" then realising my stupidity, i burst out laughing again. the next thing i said is, "i need the kingly throne."

i think i just upgraded your english, no? you can now use it in your english papers without getting scolded by teachers for being vulgar. LOL.

my saturday splurge

hahhh! actually i wanted to skip posting again. but i decided that i must be diligent. since i took the care of cleaning up my house, i might as well be dutiful to the end. :D

before i begin on my saturday, this is a random photo i took of a lotion bottle Liz kept secret in her collection.

guess what this is:



do you know what it is??

it is melted rubber band!!!

ok. now to the main point. :D

yesterday i woke up at the auspicious hour of i think close to 1pm. no wait, i woke up before that. it was Liz. then, we had a spastic lunch of cereals with a super big Japanese bowl we bought at Mina no Ya or whatever you call it. and we over estimated our appetites. (i did finish it; Liz left half a bowl of cereal milk-turned-yogurt)

finally, at 3, after wasting time, we made our way to the anime convention at Suntec City. dammit. $5 entrance fee.

and when we went in, there was nothing much we did except walk around, catch up with a few old friends, and take a few photos. HERE IS THE SHOWCASE OF BATTLE TROPHY FOR YESTERDAY!!!


Dragon Ball!!

ok.
the next two images are bloody silly. i stood in the middle of an enclosed area with people also around and started to laugh out loud bizarrely. shit. i think my humor is getting lamer. this was what i was laughing about.



the fallen vegeto and the “落”“克”人 HAHAHA shit really lame humor (there were people who turned around cuz i was roaring with laughter abruptly)

have you guys heard of bjd (ball-jointed dall) or dollfies or whateverz? (i'm really lost at what they are really called.) i took a photo of my friend's newest doll, who's called Devin. FYI, devin is the name of a devil's advocate in my primary school fantasy battle story that i wrote all the way past secondary school and i haven't ended it yet. just to let you know how creative i was, the title of the story is called "Fantasy Battles". so, i really found her doll's name character funny. since she openly said it herself, i shall be straightforward. THIS DOLL OF HERS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAY CHARACTER


uncanny resemblance to shakugan no shana??? only look like 10yrs never sleep???

then. finally, Liz said to go to the Book Fest. and so we did.

before we go on to the battle trophies, here's something for primary/secondary school's sake:


OMG HOW HEART WARMING! i remember getting abused and nagged at for whining at having to polish my near broken white shoes! :DDD

next. LOOK AT HOW WE MASSACRED OURSELVES AT BOOK FEST


OVERALL BATTLE TROPHY


the 3 dvds are shared, while the books are what i bought :DDD NEIL HUMPHREY'S BOOK IS A SIGNED COPY OMG!!!! though i do wonder why it was left on the shelves along with a couple of signed copies (ugh i wanted to buy the complete notes with his signature but i already have the other version... i MIGHT buy it though...)... STILL WHO CARES IT'S SIGNED AND HIS SIGNATURE IS UGLY!!! :DDDD


the two water bottles--one for Liz and one for me. :D i am the dark warrior and she is the light warrior. whatever. the pentel catalogue is free and its content looks real good. we are cheap.
the books below all belong to Liz. i dunno about the top two book but can you understand the bottom two??? she wants to read about a person going to Tokyo alone and bathing alone???


Liz. catching up with naruto, finally, with all sorts of backlog. :D


two yudan books for my mother. go away, gaysuke. and what the hell is my foot doing in the photo??



i feel

many tons

poorer.

NO MATTER I WILL EARN MORE MONEY!!!

well!!! if i'm free later (after clearing my room), i will update about my sunday splurge!!! :DDDD (i imagine my subsequent stories would be about poverty...)

my views on a recent incident

oh well it's no longer recent since it happened more than a week ago.. it's the acjc incident! my poly mate talked about it, and so i went to read up on it. i didn't bother with the comments posted on alvinology's blog until Liz started reading, so i read.

my comments!

1) i don't know about the others, but i will HATE you if you ever do such a thing to me!! (believe you me, whatever amount of trust i have in you will instantly be TERMINATED!)

2) it's NOT true that only severe incidents call for bystanders' concern, because even in a car crash where people's limbs are broken, fellow singaporeans only stand and stare!! (imagine you have a broken arm and you're like, "OIEE WAH LAO PAIN COME AND HELP ME LEH???" your fellow singaporeans look at each other and hint to each other, 'oie help that guy leh') <-- i think it's still very true that locals don't have very good crisis management skills -.-|||

3) erhhh ok i think i belong to the more conservative society. (i might be bs-ing judging from my arse exposing tendencies) and i would proudly declare to be dull, boring and conservative if it saves me from ragging. REALLY. go away, i'm a nerd.

4) i can't remember whose comments spoke something about raggings and all the 'humor' done out of 'fun' are the norm of these days. and moralistic conservatives are oppressing the ones who dare to speak up and be individualistic. well i'd like to say.. being different and individualistic only makes you different but not superior lor -.-||| just wear your underwear outside and you're automatically deviant. not difficult mah! if embarrassment means being different...oh God imagine thinking back 10yrs ago when did you all kinds of embarrassing stuff. shiiit!

5) additional point i just thought of while chatting with Liz. you know, it's easy not to be conservative. just polarize everything you disagree with. and i find it interesting. moralistic individuals and these freedom fighters are like the North and South poles of the compass. LOL.

6) imagine that speaking up and doing all these things are considered being liberal and having the freedom of speech. imagine a scenario where a girl gets pregnant, goes to class, and says, "wooh! i have a baby now! expect to see my baby in 10mths time! i invite you to my baby's full month celebration!!" and when asked who the father is, she happily answers, "DON'T TELL YOU HAHH :D" it's actually quite funny.

just my personal viewpoint lah har? so i won't be expecting any strange commentators who tell me i'm passing judgment! still, i will remember all these little incidents, cuz by 2020, i will be reflecting back on this period where people love to talk about freedom.

wah seriously, say until like we must all grow by absorbing humiliation and embarrassment. wah piang. i'd rather laugh at zaoxia toys or watch more jacky wu shows man. i'd rather be ordinary and happy than to be deviant and full of anger @.@

multiple updates

i'd wanted to forego update again, but after i saw baato-san's spams on my tagboard, i decided... well, time for lots of updates! :DDD with headers to boot some more. LOL. (all backlog entries hahaha.)

My Unsaveable Anatomy

one week before work started, i was bathing. i mean i bathe everyday (i think...LOL) but that's not the point.

i looked down.

then i went to tell my mother.

"mama, i have grown...fatter."

she o.o!!! and said, "you must go to work...keep busy and you will be skinnier!"

ok.

1 week after work had started, i was bathing.

i looked down.

then i went to ask Liz.

"do you think i'm fat?" *pinches fat*

"...you're not fat. you're just flabby."

on either a monday or tuesday, i went to work. i caught sight of my two managers' tummies.

oh no. teletubbies.

what is going to happen to me man.

My Jacket

for some strange reason, anyone who sees my jacket will inevitably make a face and say, "har?? Boyzone??"

while i haven't gone down to wiki-ing for boyzone, it remains a mystery to me... why that reaction?? it is some forgotten boy band of the past?? or do they bare their arses during concerts?? it's like mentioning F4?

while i usually don't care much for my dress sense (i have been called everything from cleaner to construction worker to just plain uncle or auntie), this is finally getting quite disconcerting to me. have i been wearing an F equivalent jacket all over the place?!

(but i don't intend to change jackets anytime soon. i have been wearing this since i think sec 1. it's 8yrs worth of sentiments man...and smell. LOL)

My Colleagues

so much for office environment. even the managers are spewing all kinds of weird hokkien all over the place in presence of the Japanese. everyday it is a must to listen to "kanina chibuaiz xiao simi lan" <-- my colleague, not my managers. LOL. (but all were said during office hours in their presence.)

so, i don't actually know my colleague much. i only know they like to jisiao Liz. and because i seem quite similar to her, i have to start getting used to being teased on a daily basis. good God.

there's this colleague who sits beside me. he is seriously...weird man. our company practises the 5S policy (shine, sustain, sort, something and something), and he is the reverse of everything. work starts at 9, he comes in 10.30am. everyone's tables are so neat, his is a heap of trash. he spews the most vulgarity and he makes the most noise. every once in a while he must make noise. (...) so, here are some stupidities i encounter with him.

Me: D (manager), is there anything else for me to do?
D: ...Hey L, what you want her to do?
L: you ask me what now i also don't know.
D: ?? you make so much noise about shortage of manpower, now she come you say don't know?
L: got lah, calculations lor...
D: then get her to do lah.
L: must teach again, so mah fan.
D: OF COURSE must teach lah, who come already know how to do everything???

...

anyway so, he was trying to teach me and i was scribbling some of his words down. finally he commented that i was damn irritating for writing and not listening. i told him it's a thing about me that he should just ignore; i really do all sorts of things while listening. unfortunately i'm better at doing something and then banging into things and asking questions later. LOL.

actually, the bigger reason while i was writing and ignoring him was cuz he started to talk to himself.

L: currently we're using HPAP, but soon it will all be HPGP.... eh? is it implemented already? or next month? HPAP is HPGP..? when was it mentioned huh? then how to calculate? ... WEH are you listening??
Me: you talking to me or yourself???

then after teaching me all sorts of nonsense calculation, i told him, "ok, i'm going home liao."

L: what??? then i teach you for what??? tomorrow you'll ask again lor!??
Me: tml morning when you not in i start calculating lah!!
L: ... ok lor

i ended up asking a lot of questions and he finally said, "ni hen fan leh!!! (you very bothersome leh!!!)" LOL.

then i calculated and reported a lot of mistakes to L.

the following day, L took leave (to go sentosa. wtf?).

finally, i consulted another colleague, KP, because no matter how i calculated, there were far too many mistakes. and KP finally mentored me properly (he's quite a good mentor...LOL he was the one who fixed my mistake for the mass mistake HAHAH).

and almost all my miscalculations disappeared.

... you know, KP has only been working here for a couple of months. L has been working for 2+ or 3 years, and he taught me wrongly. ...

and i did notice that L occasionally asks KP questions.

finally, this conversation took place.

Me: KP, how long has he been working here?
KP: he? about 2+yrs, 3yrs?
Me: you a few months right?
KP: yah, why?
(L turns around cuz he hears that we're talking about him.)
Me: ...how come he's asking you things and not the other way round?

KP burst out laughing and L froze.
then L stared for 3 seconds
before he stiffly turned around and started to reply emails. LOL

then, i was done with the calculations. i started to bug L all over again for things to do (cuz his table has a pile of documents which i automatically assumed was work). finally he buey tahan my irritating questionings and passed me Damage Reports to do.

part of the reason why i wanted to do them was cuz they were crossing over to my table and he had intentions of piling more at my space. the upper management of Japanese already came down to take photo of his table (he was absent at the moment and they shook head at his cosy corner while taking evidence of violations of 5a**). i didn't want to risk being accused of violations.

so, i started to dig into the Damage Reports.

yesterday, i put up posters of the 5S Campaign and 90degrees Campaign cuz it was on L's desk and he claimed he wanted to make some space (i wonder how putting two A2 posters up can save space). i auspiciously put it behind him and another manager (jokingly) said, "5S and your table is like that?? tml morning i will see your table cleaned!!"

i might have misinterpreted, but i thought L told me to clean up by tml morning (which is today).

having completed all the Damage Reports at hand and knowing that there were more hidden ones on his desk, i took the liberty to sort his table this morning. wah liao. i discovered something as old as March crap and May invoices. and i found a couple of damage reports so i left them on my desk.

suddenly, at 9.20am, L appeared?!

L: *rushes over* wah lao why you make my table messier??
Me: excuse me? make messier?!
L: now i don't know where my things are!!
Me: you already didn't know even before this...
L: you know i came especially earlier cuz i was worried something like this was gonna happen... you kpoh freak!!! didn't i tell you not to touch my table!!
Me: huh? i thought the manager wants to see your table cleaned? so i clean lor...
L: i told you NOT to touch mahh!!
Me: huh is it? ... : D???
L: ... *turns to liz* actually i wanted to scold her. but i see her like that, all my mood to scold has disappeared.
Liz: LOL

see me like what?? moron is it??

man. i should've taken the before and after photo. then you will understand why today i felt a great sense of achievement.

amazingly, near day end, L suddenly decided to clear up his table. i was like : DDDD all the way and he was annoyed, "wah lao. see me clear things so happy. kanina..."

and when i pointed to ask, "what's that???"

he swatted me off and said, "wah lao you don't need to know lah! when it's time i will let you know! pack finish this one ok?? wah lao sibei curious man, kpoh until wanna die! (literal translation)"

despite clearing i swear 1000pcs of paper, and him saying, "i feel like i have just been rebirth-ed!" his table is amazingly still a warground. i don't know how he does it.

and he said, "LUCKILY tml morning you not coming. HAH."

LOL i then dun wanna come. wanna sleep. already become rich ass cuz cannot wake up for 2 times this week. or what? forgot.

just a random addition before i close this post, i was in the lift with Liz yesterday with a random person in the same block. she kept staring at me and i wondered if there was something spastic in my face. and she finally uttered,

"are you guys twins?"

wah liew, i said no. then before she reached her level i quickly added, "who's older??"

she thought for a while, "erhh her? *points at Liz*"

YAY ONE POINT ONE LOVE ONE KISS FOR YOU

now, currently, the ratio to the number of people who say Liz is older to i am older is 1 : 9

then i added a byebye when she got off. LOL.

next time i will post my childhood photo. then you see for yourself whether we look alike anot. we may have looked alike in the past but DEFINITELY NOT NOW. go away! :D (??)

belated update

hello.

it's been a few days since my last update, and now i'm updating from my office. i am OT-ing. as usual, i can't see the tagboard.

and i didn't update blog because every time i reach home, i am busy...
1) puzzle questing
2) xenogears-ing
3) sudoku-ing (on my hp)

two nights ago, i dozed off on my hp. my game accumulated about 500mins. LOL.

i am so bloody tired i dunno what to talk about. so, i think i will talk a bit this random conversation i had with strahl. it happened on i think monday or tuesday night. ... actually i don't remember the conversation. it was just that he was commenting on the flute t-shirt when suddenly the conversation deviated very far... from katamari flutes all the way to acjc incident. and what time was it. 2+ am.

every time during my 'break time' (in other words, during the time i'm not working), i tend to sleep 10hrs. i had to get up at 7.45am. and i was up at 2am. i was constantly counting down on the convo, "45% discount of sleep time... 50%... 55%... OMG 60%"

i went to work staring. LOL.

anyway today is another interesting day. i am learning to update reports, enter data for both import and export, and to deal with invoice. i swear i must learn as much as i can before i leave my position as a temp staff. data entry can be more exciting than it originally is! : D

...

actually i wanted to talk about my anatomy again. but i'll save it for tomorrow.

can't wait for flute chalet to happen. can't wait for 23 Nov. i'll be able to meet up with leehoon!!! :DDD

topic of the day: xxx and asses

today, i have discovered an unoriginal activity that makes me look like i'm working-blogging n paper. LOL. so now i'm basically transferring from hard copy to soft copy. and because i was so inspired, i have written at least 3 or 4 days worth of entries, so i'm wondering what to talk about.

let's start chronologically.

last night, i was puzzle fighting (i started to miss that game). i puzzle fought with an emo face. after about an hour, i asked liz, who was preparing to sleep.

Me: when was the last time i displayed bad mood behaviour?
Liz: *thinks for a whole minute* i can't remember. erhh. i think a long time ago?
Me: ...really? i was in a bad mood leh.
Liz: is it?? i thought you were puzzle questing as usual! you puzzle quest always ignore the whole world one mah.
Me: ??!!! btw i was puzzle fighting.

i was actually seriously contemplating maintaining my bad mood all the way till i fell asleep. but that remark from liz vaporised my bad mood. oh my gawd. now my bad mood doesn't look like bad mod. is that a good or a bad thing!?!?

well, my bad mood had mostly to do with xenogears though. first off, the story is taking towards a tragic turn, both literally and figuratively. the story is tragic, AND the game planning at disc 2 is tragic. i cannot believe they resorted to sticking to still images and plain text for story telling. noooo. anyway away from that...the idea about Fei is just sad i guess. it kinda reminded me of all the cheesy stories i wrote in the past...

...

DING!

change mood! : D

today, i saw a woman swaying her ass mechanically. liz was looking at the same thing. i asked, "is that deliberate or did she train it naturally...?" to which liz replied, "no idea. it just looks damn mechanical." amazing. a human can actually walk naturally mechanically.

away from stuff butts but still related, i remember that as a kid, i ooked at people's asses a lot. no i do not have a fixation towards arses though i sound so. i was just...well, short, so all i could see was bums. do you believe that i tried to walk without swaying my ass? oh my gawd, bo liao.

(i spent a lot of childhood time experimenting with movements but somehow i still dance as well as the tree beside me. did i tell you i lasted less than 10 seconds on the parapara machine because it couldn't detect my movements?)

i remember writing and passing notes to my male classmates, discussing asses. for some raeson, channel 8 gao3 xiao4 xing2 dong4 搞笑行动 talked a lot about it. i think it's a thing with kids; they seem to find drawing w shaped butts and Os dropping out of the parting very a,using.

when i grew older, it got a level higher.

now, it's sex education!

was it sec 1 or 2, science textbook, chapter 12 and 13 or something?

i remember this happened.

Ms Tay: now, turn to page xxx.
Class: *flips* *giggles*
(giggling over scientific sex. morons)
Ms Tay: i will demonstrate to you something today. i need a volunteer.
Class: *gasp* *thinks* 'but Ms Tay, you are 60+...'
Ms Tay: Lin Jing! <-- either he volunteered or she did

Lin Jing is this classmate whose name is called LJ in short and is often associated with $2 Daiso swan heads. out of 10 lines, 7 lines are vulgarity. and he is 110kg.

next.

Lin Jing: wah lao eh chiba*...
Class: good luck Ms Tay!! <-- i'm sure i made this up
Ms Tay: ok, now squat down, and curl into a ball.
Lin Jing: ???
Class: ??!!
Ms Tay: now this is the infant stage. as the infant grows bigger and bigger...
Class: *sighs* cheh.

k. i don't know why he class was so excited about some 60+yr old decent charbo and a vulgar 110kg LJ pairing.

and the next sidetrack.

in poly, my lecturer said, "we will now watch m18/r21 video."

the class was so damn excited.

then came the scene of the naked woman.

two saggy bags.

after staring for a while, one classmate finally commented, "this isn't m18/r21... this is NC16, gore and violence!!!"

no wonder they say that the three elements that stire the human race are humour, sex and violence. LOL.

never go kbox with only 3 people, especially including your mom...

hahh. i posted on the blog earlier today, but the post was handwritten yesterday. i just transferred it to soft copy today. hehehe. and i realised there were a lot of strange typos. (i've changed them.) i dunno if anyone saw but i doubt so...i erhh didn't look carefully and posted my blog on the flute blog LOL was wondering why my blog black colour one hahahahaha.

anyway.

last night, i erh... puzzle quested until 2am in the morning so i got up only at 9.50am today. LOL. we reached work at 10.30am i think.... and ended work at 3! then we went to ehub kbox with my mother.

now. here are a few tips from me:

1) do not assume that 2 jackets is enough.
2) you could go on a day that all normal rooms are booked cuz you can have the super large room to yourselves despite paying the normal rate.
3) reject tidbits. two horribly small dishes cost $12...the suckersss.
4) make sure to listen carefully. some moron heard as 3 people share 2 drinks when it really means 3 people 2 drinks each. (it's really pathetic. we ended up taking home 4 bottles of mineral water from dew... they look nice but i feel we've been cheated. gannnn.)
5) bring kimtopei (or however you spell it). you will die after the first 45mins.
6) do not, do NOT bring your mom, especially if she likes to dance.

never mind that my mother has the tendency to slow down songs by 50%... i don't know if got too damn cold for her or what she started to dance this butt swaying thing in the middle of the large room. never mind if she's dancing. never mind if the door is closed. the door is transparent dammit!!! wah liew!!!! and she chose to have her back face the door when she did this butt jutting action AND people chose this timing to walk pastttt!!! liz and i literally screamed into the mic!!!! oh God.

now you know what factory i came from.

that's all i wanted to say. NEVER EVER bring your mom, especially if she has the tendency to dance home things all the way to public.

i would rather go to open lounges with my uncles and aunties and see them act crazy together with a bunch of senior members of the society than to see a 50year old mom swinging her bosoms and ass in the middle of a public arena to Japanese rock songs. ugh i could have died on the spot.

REMEMBER. FART WHEN YOUR MOM STARTS TO DANCE. IT WILL DISTRACT HER. (no i didn't do that. i don't want to join her. LOL.)

two random facts

once again, updating at office so cannot see tagboard. (half day today!)

didn't update yesterday cuz i was too busy Xenogears-ing and Puzzle Questing. wah lao. Xenogears is a classic game man. even the story is classic. it's damn cheesy and stereotypical, but it's still damn nice. wahhhh wooooh. (L)

anyways, back to subject. wanna know the conclusion to my mass error?

well...

it seems my managers couldn't care twohoots about it and are waiting for the accounts side to reject the invoices so we can amend whatever is necessary. DIAO.

these were their reactions:

manager 1: didn't i tell you how to do it? sigh... give me the list of mistakes. (note: he looked quite emo)

manager 2: what did you do wrong? oh. cannot edit. send me the collaboration. i'm not asking you for the list, i'm asking for the collaboration. aiyah, never mind. after lunch. (he never did ask from me after lunch)

the first manager ignored me the whole day ;__; but the second one... well...he was smiling. erhh. usually he looks sibei sian. liz and i are guessing that

1) it's not a big deal
2) he's in a good mood
3) he frowns when he's in a good mood and smiles when he's sian

we're guessing it's the third. cuz liz also did something wrong and he pointed it out to her smilingly...

anyway, him aside, this is something i wonder.which of the following is true?

a) guys are guys forever -- no matter which age, they will ogle at and rate girls
b) it's an age thing; during puberty, guys become interested and by 21, they are on their way to pro-nership
c) it's an aftereffect of NS (along with vulgarity language) due to severe deprivation
d) it's a clique thing; hang out with the right type of guys and you will gain supreme insight

i bet the guys wanna pick 4, but i think it's 3.

and i seem to have a knack for getting paper cuts all over my hands -__- (3 papers cuts on my thumb alone. erhh.)

two random facts my mother told me to wrap up the post today:

1) researchers/scientists have fed oysters/clams (can't remember which one) with anti-depressants. due to their double sex nature, they also have ding ding dongs, and when fed with anti-depressants, their D3s can come up cannot come down. then they become impotent. LOL

so is it better to be a pig or oyster/clam? the pig's organism lasts 30mins but oyster/clam can bang itself leh. self sufficient being man.

2) fish communicate by farting. end of story.

k. some blasphemic info here onwards.

now, correct me if i'm wrong, but you DO fart without restriction at home don't you?? and once again pardon me if i'm wrong, but your family DOES laugh (at least some times) when you fart, don't they?

(please don't say no cuz if that's the case once again i'll be isolated as a disgusting arse literally)

now, imagine the world where we comunicate by farting... how wonderful this must be! this world would be an expressive one where it's filled with laughter, peace and joy, grimaces, smiles and laughter. the newspaper would be reporting about the bizarre rise of global warming and we know why. we also laugh at our neighbours for dropping dead at the stench of careless whispers.

...

anyway, imagine mom says:
"help wash clothes!"
and you fart in response.
wah, classic man.

oh messed up big time!

once again, i am blogging at the office, so, i won't be able to see the tagboard.

oh nooo. i messed up big time today. but more on that later.

i messed up BIG time yesterday and i completely forgot about it until this morning!!! ok... i went home at 7pm (leaving liz at the office). sounds like the start of a good evening. my mother called to say she was going out with my uncle and instructed me how to get my dinner. then it was raining heavy. so i took a bus home from the station. then, i reached the doorstep...

...and realised i forgot to bring my keys out in the first place.

shit.

i stood at the door and changed out of my wet socks to my slippers. but that was not the point.

beyond the door was my bak kuteh. outside is a hungry and drenched arse, only managing to smell the door. my...bak ku teh.

so i had no choice but to go to 201 and play puzzle quest until 10 when my parents and uncle finally came back. LOL.

this was the dialogue in puzzle quest:

Drong: Tofu, i saw something interesting just now.
Tofu: i'm guessing that you saw something you want to eat.
Drong: you are smart! how you know?
Tofu: I'm a real scholar. i even know that you want to go back there to eat it. now what is it?
Drong: wow you are right. it's at Valley of the things...
Tofu: Valley of the kings you mean.
Drong: Drong saw a granite statue.
Tofu: what!? you can't eat a granite statue!!
Drong: Drong wants to try! how you know you can't until you try!?
Tofu: i have a feeling i can't win this argument. all right, let's just go get you the statue.
(after the trip)
Tofu: i can't understand this. how can you...eat so much...rock?
Drong: yum yum yum! good for Drong's teeth.

erhhh.

anyway, this is what i messed up. i erh...

i sent a whole pile of wrong data to the headquarters LOL

cool huh, data entry also can mess up HAHAHAHAA (i'm wondering if this is why i feel that when i typed '3 times more mistakes', i felt a very close affinity. it was a premonition. oh God.)

for some reason, despite being fraked up, i could still look at my colleague smilingly and say, "erh oh everything wrong leh." he looked at me and smilingly said, "really anot? don't scare me leh." then i said, "of course not scaring you lah, really lah! how?" he stared for a while and said, "actually, i also don't know." i asked, "has anyone made this mistake before?" he smiled and said, "no leh."

oh. so i made a mass unprecedented mistake? cool!

...

anyway so now i'm OT-ing to complete some tasks i was given, and try to rectify the mistake so i can answer something to my regional manager tml LOL. i think i kena screw up too many times until now i screw up i actually don't feel as nervous or stressed as i normally would be. screwin up many times in life gives you the nerve to smile and say you messed up big time. dohhhh.

PRAY THAT I SURVIVE TOMORROWWW!

i...feel... #&$(#@&*$

i woke up late again. and took cab again. ohhhhh.

one of the things i dislike about mornings is that i have not much to do (and not much brain capacity to work) and i have to act busy. i ended up scanning and playing sudoku on my hp hahahaha. i told Liz, "wehh. it's damn hard to act busy leh." she looked up and said, "if you go to the other department, you can pick up some skills on how to act busy--they're quite good at it." oohhhh noooo.

what interesting things were there today...? there were some, but i have forgotten. i think the people here are so damn busy feeling sian about work that the whole atmosphere just feels sian.

so how the hell do i keep myself awake and alive at work!? well.. here's my description of working. work is like a battlefield--you kill as many arsebags as you can in the shortest time possible. every task is a friggin' time attack. seriousssly. be it data entering, sorting documents by category, removing stapler bullets, scanning documents, washing cups--everything is a game. cuz the work is just repetitive simple routine, the only way to make your brain stimulated is to work at least 3 times the normal speed. (and make 3 times more mistakes along the way. dohhh.)

LOL. reminds me of a certain analysis that if you drive your car at 30km/h, you are bound to fall asleep. which i bet is basically what most of the workforce in singapore is doing. haaaahahahaha.

...oh God, brain dead. i really don't know what interesting things to talk about. i think i should start penning down funny things while i'm at work.

ahah! i just remembered something. i have finally moved on from paperwork to computer work! data entry lor, what else. actually, it feels cool, except that the previous user of my com was caught using internet and so the computer has been banned from internet. (i dunno why they ban the com. in the end i cannot use. kanin... #*(&$(# )

oh no!!! nothing to talk about!

so, i shall reward you with a photo of a house collection i have! :D







interesting, ain't it. it's $2 and bought from Daiso.

now this is what i do with it...













the bird has deflated, so don't mind the limping jiao.

and an amazing piece of news.

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man. a priceless experience not to be repeated. LOL.

(bet you didn't know want to know that. LOL.)

second day at work

let me first begin with this -- my only regret for de birthday celebration was not to have strahl eat the famous anus cookies. that, is my only regret.

so let me begin the post with this--i told a lie. yes. i didn't shut down early as i said i would. i started to puzzle quest for "10mins" and it lasted all the way until 1.30am. in the morning, two rich bastards lazily got up and took a cab to work. hahhhh.

today, i am better equipped--i wore two layers of jackets!!! : DDD and i still felt mildly cold. what the hell are they preserving in the office? zombies?

i started the day doing nothing. i was beginning to worry. one of my managers took two days of leave and i was left stranded. another manager hadn't come. and the director started to wonder why the hell i look so eng, and then make me do dumb things like flip through what i sorted out yesterday. in the end a colleague passed me stuff to do, and ok, at least i was kept occupied.

finally, the HR executive (or what, i dunno leh) finally asked me to sign the appointment letter. short and sweet, it finally answered the one stupid question i've been asking Liz for the past entire month--what the hell am i working as?

Data Entry Clerk

???????!!!!!!!!!!!!! k. what a generic job. i didn't know i had landed myself in such a funnily ordinary position.

so there you have it. : D

while i was learning something from another of my manager (who came late -.-), i heard another manager talking to Liz.

"Hey Liz, your house use what photocopy model? So good one, can copy exact leh! except the hat looks a bit smaller? like shrink already? what her name? spider ah? why spider? you lizard so she spider lor! EH? SHE'S THERE AH!?!?"

another colleague called "liz" and i didn't respond until she lowered her head to look at me. and she looked O__O "you're not liz??"

weirdos. do we look that alike??? WE DON'T.

anyway, throughout the entire time, i think my colleagues had a lot of fun poking fun at Liz and the fact that we are sisters. and that we have a lot of things in common. k. i dunno why they were describing her to me despite the fact that i definitely knew tons of things about her more than they did. LOL. but for some reason, i realise that her character is such that it inspires other people to disturb her. looks like i'm not the only disturbance she encounters. no wonder her immune system so damn good!

okkk. i must find more fun things to post about. work is so bloody ordinary it's hard to find anything worthy to laugh about. my back is aching. i don't think work sucks, though i certainly need to crack my brain to liven things up. gahhh. think my brain just emptied. on the way home i was thinking of things to write about but the moment i started to blog, i...forgot everything. dohhh.

first day at work

just to begin a post with a discussion i had with my sis last night. remember i said my father has super cold jokes. now, i realise that my dad and i fancy pun jokes quite a lot. then i commented that mine inflicts freeze while his is so bloody literal it goes one level higher -- it causes frost bite.

anyway, it's my first day and i have already OT-ed -- it's now 7.46pm on the computer clock. i am using an abandoned computer in every sense of the word--the user who has gone on MC for 3 days including today, a keyboard that sinks slowly no matter how hard you press (i have backspaced multiple times and my thumb is beginning to feel sore), and...well, directly under the blasting aircon. how cold and lonely this workspace must feel.

LOL.

(btw i am unable to check tagboard because it has been blocked from the company computer)

so, i slept at an unearthly hour of 2.30am for various reasons i can't recall. and, i woke up at 7.45am sharp. i seriously think i have mastered the art of sleep-brushing, where you are done with brushing your teeth before you even realise it. (i stood at the kitchen sink, opened my eyes and *DING*! mission accomplished! :D) i am sure i will sleep very early today cuz my system is shutting down every second.

this was how tired i was.

i came into the office with no nothing to do. i was so bored i used the temp com to send an email to Liz, telling her to reflect on her NOT telling me to wear 3 layers of clothes (at the moment my fingers are slowing down together with the damned keyboard). then i asked her what the hell is my position. i suspect my position is not export logistics whatever kok. i think i am either documentation warrior or simply sai kang warrior. more about that later.

so, under the blasting storm and facing a lao kokok computer, i had no idea what to do. Liz had the smartest ass idea to ask me to check the company email and read and try to absorb the info. like, what the hell am i supposed to absorb, "please see attached"??? LOL i looked and wondered wtf, all figures with no meaning. i mean, i know i learn things quite out of the air but not like that lahhh.

i got so damned bored i started to doze off in front of my com. so there's this new staff freezing in front of a blacked out screen with the hood for extra protection and nodding off in broad daylight. good God.

finally, i was tasked to do something that has been backlogged from at least two bloody months. i mean i know i came here to do backlog stuff. but... anyyyway. while i was happy that i finally had things to do, i was beginning to worry.

i was so tired, my eyes started to flutter nonstop at the paper. God, i flirted with the damned paper all the way until lunch. disgusting.

just when i thought i was done sorting, the manager appeared and told me there was stage two. oh Good Godddd the 2nd stage is worseee. i was stoning and i had back ache because i had to flip open documents over and over--and when i was almost done, i realised that the first info i needed was at the FRONT COVER!! AND NOBODY NOTICED!!! OH NOoOOooOoo well... on one hand i'm closer to hitting my 45hr-per-week target, but on the other, what the frak was i doing frantically flipping papers!!!?????

then, i am finally done.

while i agree, good attitude is key to a happier working life, i am happier that i am a temp staff :D lol. no surfin net, no listening to music and no sleeping. noooo. the only perk is lunch that can take as long as 1.5hrs cuz the manager doesn't bother, and after work hours, internet is free for all! or at least, single eyes are closed (???).

so now, i am waiting for Liz. ugh. i realise it is not a good idea to switch from waking up at 12+ everyday to suddenly waking up at 7.45am. another system shock. burrr. and oh Goodness me, i had funny stomach last night and i whacked it out at the company toilet - _-||| k you didn't need to know that LOL.

let's see what tml has in store for me. the best part, the work i'm doing is actually quite unprecedented, because no one could be bothered to do. LOL. diao.

some photos and a revelation

i've been wasting my hp space with random photos i took. so i decided to transfer pc to and delete them. (i am too lazy to get anything bigger than 128mb memory stick.) and since i'm at it, i shall share some i find rather interesting to the world!


my birthday card, designed by burt. :D you can't see it from here, but it's a pop up card...of some sort haha.


cool hor? it's a correction tape! :DDD but, dunno how to use it ?__?


HAHA Liz. can you understand what this is. SHIT i forgot to rotate the photo. she's toppling against gravity. LOL.


my HDB area now reconstructing and building lifts. i dunno why they spray "?" on a wall. i hope the architecture is NOT allowed to work on the lifts. i then dun want a clueless architecture to be building MY house!!


you know, there were signs everywhere pointing to this toilet only to have a notice telling you a female's toilet is meant for ladies only. btw if you're wondering where this is from, it's mustafa centre. LOL shopping centre of mysteries.

heh. i said i'd post on what i write about. ok. let me give you a revelation now!

i write fanfictions. ok, you know that already.

i don't write ordinary ones.

i write sick ones.

this is from ff7. one of the plots involved the Turks going to Honey Bee Inn to track President Shinra on VP Rufus' instructions. so, for some reason, Tseng has VIP membership card. he sends Reno in.

Reno doesn't come out.

he sends Rude in with a backup VIP card.

Rude also doesn't come out.

so Tseng barges in (i forgot how) and sees Rude and Reno peeping through the keyhole.

inside... is Shinra X Don Corneo! : DDD

now you must be wondering how i wrote it. did i write the ooxxticktickcrosscross? no. i didn't. (puts your mind to rest doesn't it. but be mindful. it's not the only piece of nonsense i write.) this was how it went:

Don: Shinra Daddy! (something like that)
Shinra: Don, you're such a babe. (as in pig)
Don: Heehawww! It's...it's! abcdefg forgot what i wrote

something like that lah. kids are reading my post so i must be careful.

then, i posted this on a yahoo group. of course it's only among friends.

one day, i went to the yahoo group. it asked me to confirm my age. i was like, huh, am i at the right place. i confirmed the age. and. woot??? it IS correct!

there were no other explicit information posted there except my wonderful story.

k. i got two conclusions from there. either
1. hinting stories are also considered matured
2. i have great hentai writing prowess

i'd like to believe it's the second though. i didn't mention anything except their dialogue. serriioouussly.

if you are able to laugh at gayness, i can show you the writing anytime. please confirm you are above 21. btw i just turned 21, but i wrote it before i was 21. :D

NOW YOU KNOW--I AM ACTUALLY A HENTAI. not surprisingly. since i can don't bathe for 24hrs. LOL.

Birthday Bogus Part 2

thank God there is picasa, on par with photobucket.

ok, here comes the actual report. i am actually quite disgusted by my photos. but it's ok. since i shamed the world (actually, it's just 3 souls) with their unintentionally funny msgs, i will shame myself together.


Me and my patronising smile. it was unintentional. i think i'm born with a defect smile. HAH!



do you see the siao charbo dancing in the background? LOL.


dunno what the heck i was begging for.


i blew the candle too fast. so i'm faking it. wah lao. see the lovely flowers? : DDD


stop the buck teeth smile you arsepit!!!


ok please the blowing candle is over so why are you still pouting. siaoz.


mn say i look evil. grrr. i look like a horse. and what's with the twist??? pseudo-japanese-american-culture!! snail sign man.


IMF!!! now financial crisis already. this looks expensive.


my cake. "With a great chocolatey taste!" - koala bear


actually i don't know what's the meaning of this photo. haaahaahaha


heheh mn cutting the cake for me. once again i don't know why she's cutting the cake on my behalf but thank God she's cutting for me, because i am more likely to render the cake inedible.


she looks happy cutting it. erh.


!?


k, i dunno why lh looks super sharp in this photo. why wj? even mr. strahl looks blur in this photo. why??? ok, random point, from now onwards, in order not to confuse weijie and weijun together, i shall refer to weijie as strahl, some airship. hahhh.


burt!!! i was damn surprised when he came to my house!!! apart from the leaked plan of this impromptu... shit i just realised i started this whole post jumping straight into the photos without talking about what the hell my post is about.

ok my birthday is NOT today, as you can see from my post of shame previously, but the little dears manning (mastermind), lihong, weijie, weijun and big dear Burt decided to give me a surprise that was actually half leaked. btw do you know i had to send MMS of my IC to prove that my birthday is indeed not today and not last saturday? LOL. okok that's a sidetrack. so, lihong gave a missed call to my house. i suspect that he was either debating with himself whether he should talk in a lift, or whether he was trying to get me to return call. and he said he was nearby my house. i was like, erh, ok, he sounded like he was in a room. then the funny thing was he and strahl came in and said they took a bus. shortly after that, 3 other souls started spewing into the room with a cake!!! (wj mn burt) (L)(L)(L) omg. i mean, to be honest, i was quite surprised/stunneded/bombed by burt's appearance that my inner world was in chaos. i mean, these little dears were not very well verse in the arts of secrecy, but to invite BURT? SMART MOVE! i didn't know how to react. so i just started laughing. LOL. i think. anddd it's great to have a comedian. because. i was too stunned to do anything actually. LOL.

so, enough of intro. my room was in chaos because i was trying to complete scanning some 600 sketches (or at least i estimate it to be such) and papers were all over the place. so i barely cleaned up the place and we had a very gay and express celebration at the kitchen. i can't believe i actually faked blowing the candle. i can't believe it. wah liaoz.

anyways, enough talking kok and on with the photos.

burt is my batch one, in case you no idea. last time i was damn serious. so, i cannot understand his humour one. in fact most of the time i think i was quite abusive to him. now i cannot understand why last time i don't find him funny. SO WASTED.

i think i just said enough talking kok? it's 3am, please forgive me.


wj, are you some kinda fan of burt, why you take 2 similar shots of him? LOL.



these photos were taken while i was off tidying my room. heh.


sweet chocolatey...erh...candy? and lots of berries! ...i think. dunno lah.






i just noticed this. why is burt carrying his bag everywhere?


?!


wj, the photographer for the above shots. Mista Emo. Dun emo lah, you're a MAN! soon.



the crew that crashed my house. k the Seng brothers are wearing the same colour. last time both wear white now both wear red. national day? anyway, i realise that strahl nuas indiscriminately. for some reason he looks really gay. and. i just noticed that mn is in purple. smile moreee.



my birthday card envelope. isn't it colourful? to be honest, on first glance, i dunno where to look. i only looked at the name and wondered if my name was spelt as Lyntttt. k lh and strahl said they went TP to do something really stupid. (I just realised there's a loophole in this story. TP? on saturday? ???) so this is the stupid thing??? LOL.

anyway the colour combi quite nice leh. despite the splash, it's still neat. : D thanks burt.

now, there's a video footage, but i dunno how long it'll take to upload it, so i won't upload. erh...unless it's absolutely necessary.

anyway, before i display what i got for my birthday as a present, this was what happened. i opened up my paper products cupboad and took down paper cups. i dunno why lh and party were staring into the cupboard and giggling to themselves. then they were saying they got the wrong stuff. i was like, what this, they said it's an inside joke. so ok.

now this is what slipped out when i opened up my birthday card (oh. i just realised i forgot to take a photo of the card. tml lah, now damn sleepy.)


TISSUE PAPER

when it slipped out i stun dio lah!!! i was like "???!!!" and these smart butts told me it's for wiping tears if i'm too touched... now here're a few questions

1. why give me not burt??
2. why give tissue supplier tissue??
3. why so giam never give whole packet???!!!
4. where's my ps3 and nintendo wii??!!!???!!!

oh oh, coming to the topic of tissues, i realise that i provide tissue to burt and leehoon most. here are the different styles:

Leehoon: Lynette, tissue. *palms out, smile with teeth showing*
Burt: Lynette, 我可以跟你拿一张 tissue 吗？ *smile with teeth showing*

what's this teeth showing thing? careful huiqin come and kiss you man!

okkk. then we had a spastic game of D.O.N. honestly, i think it's more fun if it's 4 humans playing. and i dunno why it seemed to me the Seng Brothers were punching each other's socks off. sorry lah, i very interested in studying siblings one. (i get my fair share of getting studied too, for instance, about how i look older than Liz) oh i definitely love to hear about mn smashing her little sis. please let us know what other abusive stories you have. : D

after wj and mn left, burt started talking about his course of study--physiotherapy. thank you guys for bringing burt, he is very funny, as per legend. lol. and burt, i will bring djmax to chalet, dun worry. btw the song you played, blythe, is lvl 12. it's blardy difficult. my socks will fly if you can pass it in the first place. (i also cannot pass.) LOL. also will bring charger if 24hrs not enough for you. hahaha.

ok, time for the most touching part of the post.

no wait, i have something i want to answer first. i shall reply to your points in the card! :D

MN Awww. Don't be sad. i was feeling quite guilty in the afternoon because you all like emo after i laugh. find something to laugh at me in return ok? smile more lah. not like i posted your terrorist photo right. LOL. yes i loved the cake and flowers. :D but i dunno whether the flowers will survive under my care. HAHA! and, please please, send me bday greeting anyways ok? :DDD sorry lahhhh. i buy you milo. erh...ok i buy you barney. :D
LH/ED who wrote the thing about going blind?? lh is it?? lol misery loves company, so both our designs very sad lah hor. and of all pens you use yellow. sorry i haven't gone blind. if not i cannot post this. LOL.
WJ erh. i have become chicken nugget? anyway, well, what's new... btw do you know there are some sex shops that disallow you from entering unless you're 23??? so i'm not old enough. YET. (*)(K)(*) they say when difficulties arise, philosophers spring outta nowhere. i dunno if that's a bad thing, because philosophers sound like whiners. LOL. please do not buy into my philosophy cuz sometimes they are still in "hypothesis" stage. hahahahaa. and please let me treat you to something for your birthday ok. dun keep saying no, basket you.
Burt shinyuuuu! last to turn 21, you mean in the section? haaahahaha. i still think your jap name equivalent is very funny. wanna consider calling yourself tori (bird)? :D then we can call you torichan or torikun. or tori-q. anyway, thanks for the well wishing...i wish you get many patients to hamtam phlegm out. (please perform this on chalet again. very funny. LOL)
Strahl last one to write. and super patronising hor. i can imagine mn screaming beside you and saying, "na your turn!! write something! fill up the space ok?? cannot don't write!" still, it's a big improvement, because you wrote something. and what's with LAZY? stay lazy, tare panda. LOL.

i will buy the 4D numbers...myself. really. with guidance from my mother. LOL. never buy before, dunno how to buy. like so easy, just waddle in and join the queue. after i buy liao next time you all 21st we all queue up together buy 4D lah? not convenient for me to post the 4D numbers. if not not lucky already. LOL.

well, my wish for birthday, wasn't for myself. that's all i can say. ;D

today i learn that saying a heartfelt thanks is the most paiseh thing in the world. while a part of me is smacking me for being qian bian, another side of me is asking me to be qian bian because dunno how to react. half of me wants to act surprised the other half wants me to just say, "I SAW THROUGH IT HAH!" it reminds me of last year when i had a humble and somewhat forgotten bday when leehoon dropped by half an hour just to share a strawberry cake with me. i also saw through her plan. (it's something i don't like very much about myself. because i like surprises. it's sian not to feel surprised.) if my reaction was not satisfactory, let me apologise here in this post. system too shocked already, become react nonsense.

thank you for the wonderful celebration today :) i never thought i deserved this. and please don't mind my father's lame jokes (if they are jokes in the first place). i also buey tahan.

and manning, i cannot emphasise enough, smile more lah. if not you will really become full fledged terrorist. hahahahahahahahaa.

:)