puzzle quest saga 3

HAHA oh my God i love puzzle quest.

Drong is an ogre who sends tofu to capture all kinds of things for him to eat. in agreement, he gives all kinds of magical things. and finally, he told tofu to get an Ogre for him to eat.

Tofu: this...this is sick!
when he got the the ogre meat...
Drong: you are Drong good friend!
Tofu: i still think this is disgusting.
Drong: i give you this hanky!
Tofu: it's not a hanky, it's a rare Earthblood Cloak.
Drong: Drong not care about magic stuff. Drong only use for blowing nose. Drong thinks you have to wash it, might be a bit dirty.

diao.

then he called tofu again.

Drong: Drong saw another thing he want to eat!
Tofu: As long as it's not me, I'm listening...
Drong: Drong wants to eat sea serpent from drakenburg.
Tofu: do you even know where the place is?
Drong: ummmm no.
Tofu: it's a VERY long way from here.
Drong: Drong was not going to tell you this, but he have BIG surprise for you if you get him Sea Serpent.
Tofu: A big surprise, eh? Not another magic stick, rock, hat or hanky?
Drong: No, no. Drong got something for you VERY special. One of a kind. You will like. Drong promise.
Tofu: Oh, fine... but it's going to take a while...


Tofu: Here's your sea serpent, Drong.
Drong: Yum yum yum, Drong so happy. You his best friend.
Tofu: If you say so. Now...you said you have a surprise for me?
Drong: Yes! You will be so happy! You are such good friend to Drong, that he is going to join you.
Tofu: Join me? Are you serious?
Drong: Yes! We will travel the world together, finding new things to eat. It will save you much time bringing things to Drong.
Tofu: Queen Gwendholyn is just going to love this...
Drong: What's a Queen Gwendholyn? Can Drong eat it?
Tofu: No! Okay, look, you can come along, but there are some things you just can't eat.
Drong: Ok. Drong do anything for his new friend.

lol. the japanese was quite funny also. instead of Queen is just going to love this, he said something like "now what am i supposed to tell the queen..."