two random facts

once again, updating at office so cannot see tagboard. (half day today!)

didn't update yesterday cuz i was too busy Xenogears-ing and Puzzle Questing. wah lao. Xenogears is a classic game man. even the story is classic. it's damn cheesy and stereotypical, but it's still damn nice. wahhhh wooooh. (L)

anyways, back to subject. wanna know the conclusion to my mass error?

well...

it seems my managers couldn't care twohoots about it and are waiting for the accounts side to reject the invoices so we can amend whatever is necessary. DIAO.

these were their reactions:

manager 1: didn't i tell you how to do it? sigh... give me the list of mistakes. (note: he looked quite emo)

manager 2: what did you do wrong? oh. cannot edit. send me the collaboration. i'm not asking you for the list, i'm asking for the collaboration. aiyah, never mind. after lunch. (he never did ask from me after lunch)

the first manager ignored me the whole day ;__; but the second one... well...he was smiling. erhh. usually he looks sibei sian. liz and i are guessing that

1) it's not a big deal
2) he's in a good mood
3) he frowns when he's in a good mood and smiles when he's sian

we're guessing it's the third. cuz liz also did something wrong and he pointed it out to her smilingly...

anyway, him aside, this is something i wonder.which of the following is true?

a) guys are guys forever -- no matter which age, they will ogle at and rate girls
b) it's an age thing; during puberty, guys become interested and by 21, they are on their way to pro-nership
c) it's an aftereffect of NS (along with vulgarity language) due to severe deprivation
d) it's a clique thing; hang out with the right type of guys and you will gain supreme insight

i bet the guys wanna pick 4, but i think it's 3.

and i seem to have a knack for getting paper cuts all over my hands -__- (3 papers cuts on my thumb alone. erhh.)

two random facts my mother told me to wrap up the post today:

1) researchers/scientists have fed oysters/clams (can't remember which one) with anti-depressants. due to their double sex nature, they also have ding ding dongs, and when fed with anti-depressants, their D3s can come up cannot come down. then they become impotent. LOL

so is it better to be a pig or oyster/clam? the pig's organism lasts 30mins but oyster/clam can bang itself leh. self sufficient being man.

2) fish communicate by farting. end of story.

k. some blasphemic info here onwards.

now, correct me if i'm wrong, but you DO fart without restriction at home don't you?? and once again pardon me if i'm wrong, but your family DOES laugh (at least some times) when you fart, don't they?

(please don't say no cuz if that's the case once again i'll be isolated as a disgusting arse literally)

now, imagine the world where we comunicate by farting... how wonderful this must be! this world would be an expressive one where it's filled with laughter, peace and joy, grimaces, smiles and laughter. the newspaper would be reporting about the bizarre rise of global warming and we know why. we also laugh at our neighbours for dropping dead at the stench of careless whispers.

...

anyway, imagine mom says:
"help wash clothes!"
and you fart in response.
wah, classic man.