hahh. i posted on the blog earlier today, but the post was handwritten yesterday. i just transferred it to soft copy today. hehehe. and i realised there were a lot of strange typos. (i've changed them.) i dunno if anyone saw but i doubt so...i erhh didn't look carefully and posted my blog on the flute blog LOL was wondering why my blog black colour one hahahahaha.
anyway.
last night, i erh... puzzle quested until 2am in the morning so i got up only at 9.50am today. LOL. we reached work at 10.30am i think.... and ended work at 3! then we went to ehub kbox with my mother.
now. here are a few tips from me:
1) do not assume that 2 jackets is enough.
2) you could go on a day that all normal rooms are booked cuz you can have the super large room to yourselves despite paying the normal rate.
3) reject tidbits. two horribly small dishes cost $12...the suckersss.
4) make sure to listen carefully. some moron heard as 3 people share 2 drinks when it really means 3 people 2 drinks each. (it's really pathetic. we ended up taking home 4 bottles of mineral water from dew... they look nice but i feel we've been cheated. gannnn.)
5) bring kimtopei (or however you spell it). you will die after the first 45mins.
6) do not, do NOT bring your mom, especially if she likes to dance.
never mind that my mother has the tendency to slow down songs by 50%... i don't know if got too damn cold for her or what she started to dance this butt swaying thing in the middle of the large room. never mind if she's dancing. never mind if the door is closed. the door is transparent dammit!!! wah liew!!!! and she chose to have her back face the door when she did this butt jutting action AND people chose this timing to walk pastttt!!! liz and i literally screamed into the mic!!!! oh God.
now you know what factory i came from.
that's all i wanted to say. NEVER EVER bring your mom, especially if she has the tendency to dance home things all the way to public.
i would rather go to open lounges with my uncles and aunties and see them act crazy together with a bunch of senior members of the society than to see a 50year old mom swinging her bosoms and ass in the middle of a public arena to Japanese rock songs. ugh i could have died on the spot.
REMEMBER. FART WHEN YOUR MOM STARTS TO DANCE. IT WILL DISTRACT HER. (no i didn't do that. i don't want to join her. LOL.)
OMG!
14 years ago
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