RPG Personality

I don't know why but the questions are difficult, and the results are weird and retarded.

I want to be this!

Empty and Insecure Souls

How do you fill empty souls? How do you deal with insecure souls?

It wears me out to know that I can never make sense to them, and I'm stuck doing things with them. And my boundaries are very strict.

The world would be so much more at peace if we would just mind our own businesses and at the same time learn to work with and cooperate with one another instead, and leave the petty self interests aside.

And the very same empty and insecure souls are the ones who think they give a damn lot. Irony.

What I grieve over

I was grieving to a friend over the company printer that's probably going to die. I can sense it... The predecessors, two smaller versions of this printer, died due to violent treatment. This is basically...domestic abuse.

I...I don't understand. I don't understand why anyone would...would press the "Start" button five fucking times, with such...brute and vengeance...just to get it to copy files.

Can you imagine?

You were once big, strong, efficient, and a service provider spewing pages after pages.

Then these abominable monsters who call themselves the two-legged sentient beings come along.

With their hands and fingers that may and probably have been to questionable places, they start pressing you like they have something against you and your entire family tree.

They reload paper by pulling your guts out, and then slam your guts back into you.

Soon...you start showing signs of a terminal illness when you choke on your own papers and cough blood all over with ink spillage.

That's when they call the shaman (repairman) to do the sending for you. And when the repairman walks away with his head shaking--...

...the end.




And then my friend told me: "I feel like... This is your equivalent of sympathizing with a poor homeless kitten. Cept that.. It's a PRINTER"



...That's got to be discrimination there I swear.

Kawaii Emoticon

I saw this on a gaming thread. I shall copy and paste this.

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"People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."
~Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

My new idol, along with Dilbert.

But Optimus still reigns supreme. >:D

Quotes
Because, you know, this isn't the first link on Google

And wtf is this? "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"