"People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."
~Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

My new idol, along with Dilbert.

But Optimus still reigns supreme. >:D

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Because, you know, this isn't the first link on Google

And wtf is this? "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"