Fart Jokes as War Between Sexes?!

Hahaha.


Unrelated:
Funny crap positions
Damn funny Chinese comments.

Youtube Videos I didn't bother to close

Kira's laugh in various languages
Kira's scream in 15 languages
Phoenix Wright Opening
Phoenix Wright & Maya Fey: A Fan Made Tribute
PW: Dragon Ball Ending Song
Gyakuten Meets Orchestra 2008
Taekwondo "Finger" Performance
Trampoline Trampoline (Crazy Winds)

Someone's EL Build

Hard to read article

Olympus Report Demands Purge of ‘Yes Men’

Don't know what more than 50% of the article is talking about!

The Yes Men
o_o Interesting.

Puns

Do you think puns are funny?

Hmmmmmm.

Dragon Nest Builds

Since I can never remember >.>|||

My Paladin Build (32)
My Paladin Build (40)
My Paladin Build (50)
My Paladin Build (50) [Initially]

My Sword Master Build (32)
My Sword Master Build (40)
My Sword Master Build (50)


I have a suspicion that any DN veterans who see my builds might feel an irresistible urge to just destroy me for my greed and strange priorities. Hahaha. Oh well, who cares.

Money Making Guide
Money Making Tips

Buncho Links

Yep, as usual, collecting links that I would probably never revisit.

Kids react to Hatsune Miki
Naruto Shippuden... LIVE ACTION!?

Mocking Yaoi fanfiction

Don't know why a friend pasted this link

Confusing ways of speaking - Confusing the universe

Basic Instructions

Gangsters

Must read material for me.

Gangsters Q&A

Very interesting.

(All I did was try to Google: "Why do gangsters like going to the school rooftop?" I guess they don't huh...no results came out.)

Batman Shy Gif

Batman Shy Gif



:D

How to react to a crackpot theory

How to react to a crackpot theory



LOL. Made my day.

I read this wondering how to react to people who make crackpot theories.

Then I realize I'm usually already reacting the way that bald guy does (except for...the last panel). OR, on rare occasions, I'm the bastard who's cracking the theories. Oh fuck.

This artist is now added to my idol list!

Social Studies

...Yeah, I mean, I graduated a gazillion centuries ago, but I went around reading again~

GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS
And because I'm so lazy
Contradiction and Control
O.O
WIKIPEDIA?
SOOO resourceful

And because I'm bored
Understanding? Or comprehension
Love this article about shyness

Dragon Nest Links

Xian's Bow Master/Sniper Guide Ver. 1.3
Warrior (Sword Master) Builds Guide
Mystic (Force User) Build Guide
Sword Master
My favourite Paladin Guide

DNArmory Skill Calculator

Windwalker
Windwalker Part 2
Dark Lair Survival Guide

Money Making Tips

"People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."
~Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

My new idol, along with Dilbert.

But Optimus still reigns supreme. >:D

Quotes
Because, you know, this isn't the first link on Google

And wtf is this? "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

How to be a Smart Ass

How to be a Smart Ass

Wow, I discovered this pattern some years ago.

It's part of the reason I stare at people when they speak - they're probably gonna add something lame at the end of it...

I'd teach you how to counter attack smart asses and come out the smarter (and smarmier) ass, but nah, can't teach you a secret because that's what it is - a secret. Hehehehe.

Btw, I tried to find "how to be a dumb ass", but came up with nothing. ._.

More Optimus Prime Things

Why Optimus Prime is still single

...

But...when I read his profile, I found him very interesting leh. There's nothing wrong with his strategy!!!

The Church of Optimus Prime

Omg look what I found! I must spend time to investigate that site!!!

I'm surprised that there are people who took this seriously...... Oh man, image kena truncated u.u

NT / NF Death Spiral

NT/NF Death Spiral

Stage 1: NT meets NF. NF is enamoured of NT, falls head over heels. NT is characteristically cautious, but interested. NFs are fun, after all.

Stage 2: NF appreciates and admires many characteristics of the NT and thus begins to behave more like an NT, perhaps even fooling the NT into thinking s/he is an NT. NT then relaxes, figuring s/he's with a kindred spirit, gets more comfortable with the relationship, starts acting like normal NT self, expecting to be understood.

Stage 3: NF feels NT cooling off and wonders what s/he is doing wrong. Tries to be more like NT to compensate. This doesn't feel right. NF gets needy and/or begins to consider is her/his duty to draw the NT out of her/his shell, encouraging the NT to express all those feelings buried deep inside. NT doesn't get it.

Stage 4: NT feels pressure from NFs emotional demands, needs distance to figure things out. (This might be only INTs. I'm not sure.) NF panics, becomes more needy. NT withdraws more...NF needs more...and so on and so on.

Stage 5: NF suddenly realizes that the reason things aren't working is that the NT is cold and unfeeling or not nurturing or some other horrible thing. Abandons NT without looking back. (This is especially likely with the NFPs.) NT is confused and (sometimes) relieved.

--

LOL! WTF! I was twice (or maybe more times, but I don't remember) in that equation... Found two NFPs very interesting. Then they became too interesting. They became...needy... They started to demand emotional reciprocation... I started to disappear...and suddenly.

I'M AN ASSHOLE!!! WOW!!!

Well, I still miss the two NFPs from time to time, but thinking about this death spiral, which curiously I have noticed both IRL and in fiction, I feel reluctant to start again. =/ Ah well.

WOAHHH

Who is having sex and how often?!

*nods in enlightenment*

...I re-read the thing and realised that...

I TOLD THE WRONG THING TO MY MOTHER HAHAHAHA

By the way, have I ever mentioned how my mother once called me a pervert? D:
But, actually, I think she and my father are worse!

Ah...

家丑不得外流啊！

Sun/Moon Sign

For those who were at Hilary's house for pot luck and were interested in the sun/moon sign reading, I've found ONE link that talks about it!

http://personalityseries.wordpress.com/2008/09/03/sun-and-moon-combination/

It's actually less comprehensive than the one I first came across (cuz that first one talked about parenting style that this one didn't), but still, the combinations are there!

Hopefully I can find more :D