How to be a Smart Ass

How to be a Smart Ass

Wow, I discovered this pattern some years ago.

It's part of the reason I stare at people when they speak - they're probably gonna add something lame at the end of it...

I'd teach you how to counter attack smart asses and come out the smarter (and smarmier) ass, but nah, can't teach you a secret because that's what it is - a secret. Hehehehe.

Btw, I tried to find "how to be a dumb ass", but came up with nothing. ._.