Transformers Cartoon

The first episode made me laugh until I wanted to die.

The rest of the episodes was a freezing experience. I was trapped in the midst of wondering whether to laugh, to cry, or to roll my eyes to oblivion. (I'm on epi 5 I think...)

Autobots...why...oh...why...DO YOU NOT LEARN YOUR LESSONS!??!?!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why, oh why...ARE AUTOBOTS PERMANENTLY INFERIOR TO THE DECEPTICONS IN THE DEPARTMENT OF WEAPONRY!?!?!?!?!?!!?

I don't quite understand...why Mechatron keeps Starscream around him either!??!?!

And and, and why does...why doesn't...WHY DOESN'T OPTIMUS PRIME ACT ON HIS DISBELIEF!?! "I wish I could believe that." <-- HE SAID THAT TWICE...WITH REGARDS TO THE DECEPTICONS' "DEATH"!!! Scared of water cannot go underwater to find the Decepticons' crashed spaceship is it????

WHY??!!!

WHY??????????????????????????????????????????

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!

Well, anyway, what cracked me up so bad in the first episode, was that ALL the freaking robots just took off to space without even ensuring their battery levels, and in the midst of zapping each other in space, they all said, "We're running low on energy levels!!!" Somehow, conserving energy has never been part of their master plan! And then they start gangster fights in the middle of the bloody fcking spaceship - and they all CRASH AND "DIE"!!!

I laughed for a good ten minutes...and I can't stand the way Megatron and Optimus Prime fights...I can't remember which episode but Optimus was cool for two minutes when he insulted Megatron, calling him old and saying that he should scrap old models of thinking. Haaahahaahahaha! AND THEN HE JUST HAS TO ROLL INTO THE WATERFALL... WTF!!!

But then, we realised that while Optimus Prime is a damn lousy CQC fighter, he is a goddamned powerful sniper. HAHAHA!

Very funny. I wonder how long it'd take me to finish Transformers (animated series).

Lesson learnt: The robots simply don't learn!!!