WOAHHH

Who is having sex and how often?!

*nods in enlightenment*

...I re-read the thing and realised that...

I TOLD THE WRONG THING TO MY MOTHER HAHAHAHA

By the way, have I ever mentioned how my mother once called me a pervert? D:
But, actually, I think she and my father are worse!

Ah...

家丑不得外流啊！