puzzle quest saga continues

lol. i realised that the character's name can actually be edited (it's randomly generated). so, Tofu is being funny again.

(part of the convo i recall from memory and some i am reading and typing now)

Syres (i spelt wrongly): i didn't come all the way here to fight orcs. i only fight the undead.
Khalkus: aye, lad, you see, we dwarves all have a saying that everything is linked like a tunnel, that they are all interconnected and if you fight orcs, you will eventually come face to face the undead...
Syres: that is the most meaningless thing i have ever heard.
Khalkus: no lad, it is not meaningless! they say life is like a tunnel ye know, where all events are interconnected and one event leads to another. as you fight orcs you will get to the bottom of the matter and...
Syres: ok, Orcs, undead, whatever, as long as you shut up!!

Tofu: how do i stop gruulkar?
Ogre: to stop gruulkar, you have to BE gruulkar.
Tofu: what's that mean? am i supposed to dress up like an orc?
Ogre: no, you have to be more powerful than him.

LOL kok logic.

Khalkus: tofu! i've an amazing news! i was speaking to the ogres here and my that's not easy because i'm a dwarf and they canna' see me until they looked down and see me...
Tofu: Khalkus. You had a news, remember?
Khalkus: oh, aye, i did. one o' te ogres tells me that an ogre mage up north of here in gork has part of the Great Machine! Can ye imagine it? lost for centures, an' part of it turns up here in Kor with...
Tofu: what is this 'Great Machine'?
Khalkus: ach! i canna believe ye've never hear o' the Great Machine. 'Twas built by the dwarves long long ago, but lost when orcs raided the lower halls of duemoth and...
Tofu: I can see you're not going to stop talking unil we get this piece of machinery. Am i right?
Khalkus: ach, laddie, if ye could just gaze upon the beauty of this machine, ye'd understand...
Tofu: okay, Khalkus. let's visit this ogre mage.

Khalkus: lad would you look at this beauty! the great machine!
Tofu: Khalkus, it's a metal gear.
Khalkus: no no no no... tis much more than that. look at the perfect circularity o' the wheel and the delicate milled chamfer o the edges. tis a thing o beauty, like nothing i've ever seen...
Tofu: i think i'll leave you two alone to get acquainted...

Tofu: surprise!
Gruulkar: you again? what do you want?
Tofu: i want you to turn around and march back home. and i think there is only one way that i'm going to make that happen...
(bai chi. tofu was trying to hide in a scorpion's hole and ended up fighting with a scorpion for the space.)

LOL what a joy to play.