birthday BOGUS

good morning. oh? it's 12.50pm. yes, that's right. i woke up about 50mins ago and decided to go and bathe. (once again, i didn't bathe for 24hrs. disgusting me.) it was a good start of a good day, because i was flooded with msgs that were no less than hilarious.

nowww. let me disclose the msgs. (i risk getting hamtam-ed and accused of being not trustworthy but no one said not to tell so ahhh there's no contract to breach ;D)

WJ: Morning! Wahh sia chicken nugget. I talked to you so long ytd and i didnt know its ur bday sia -.- dang! Happybday nette!!!!! U 21 liao, damn old huh xD jk
see the number of exclamation marks? so enthu!

MN: Happy 21st birthday dearest senior :) Hahaha. May you have a great day with lots of surprises and awesome ppl around ya. Stay crazy and random. god bless! Yay!
Ya, i do have a lot of surprises and awesome people around me. point proven!

EM: LYNETTE LYNETTE!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Wait! Is not! XIAO ZHU ROCKS!!! WRONG! It should be... HAPPY 21th BIRTHDAE!!! :) one yr older already. Oh my tian become old woman liaoz! Fishball wish u to have the most happiest dae of e year! :) but i still wanna my children days present! Hahaz jokes! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
look at the number of smilies and the length of the msg. i almost felt guilty having to send the msg which you will now see. and yes, should i call it the happiest 'dae' of e year? HAHA.

i replied to all, with an asspit reply...

ME: To my dear smart butts em mn and wj: Thank you for the greetings and i'm thoroughly amused cuz today is NOT my birthday!!! HAHAHAHA you all appear in my blog as goondoos!! HaaaHahahaHAha
since i told you all i will do it, i dun wanna disappoint you guys. LOL.

you know. when i first read the msgs, i was seriously thinking, "...today...is my birthday?" for strange reasons i call Liz whenever funny things happen (share the happiness, right? ;D). and for the strangest reasons, i started to laugh maniacally while dialling her number and when she picked up, i was laughing. and she called me siao charbo. so, i told her about it.

k, dun freak out over my response. in the first place, my sense of humour has always been quite warped so this is no less a different issue. so now let me explain why it's very funny:

i am picturing 3 little kids pak-ka-ing behind my back and after that flooding my usually empty inbox with greetings for the wrong day.

how can i not laugh at the sheer visualisation of this whole paiseh experience. LOLOLOL

now, not quite related, here are some of the incidents related to my birthday
- a standard chartered bank woman called me a few months ago and i used my age as a weapon, "i'm not 21 yet!!" a few days ago she called again to make sure i was 21 and i told her, "few more days!!'
- i ever ate 5 birthday cakes (of different shapes and sizes and for different reasons) for a particular year and i was wondering whether to feel loved or bombasted (one of the cakes was not intended for me but the paiseh experience was they were celebrating for someone else and accidentally realised it's my birthday too)
- at 8pm at night that same year, i ever stood in front of my mother who was mopping the kitchen floor and i smilingly said, "ma, do you know it's my birthday today?" and she was like "OH YAH HOH weh why didn't you tell me??? too late to buy birthday cake lah!!" righhhhttttttt. you wrote my birthday for 4D numbers and now the birthday come you dunno it's my birthday. (she's the wonder woman who forgot her own birthday also)

k lah. enough teasing you all. i'm quite touched by the effort made though :D thank you lovelies! i promise i will buy lots of milo for you all! and fork out 1% more for the chalet. LOL!