topic of the day: xxx and asses

today, i have discovered an unoriginal activity that makes me look like i'm working-blogging n paper. LOL. so now i'm basically transferring from hard copy to soft copy. and because i was so inspired, i have written at least 3 or 4 days worth of entries, so i'm wondering what to talk about.

let's start chronologically.

last night, i was puzzle fighting (i started to miss that game). i puzzle fought with an emo face. after about an hour, i asked liz, who was preparing to sleep.

Me: when was the last time i displayed bad mood behaviour?
Liz: *thinks for a whole minute* i can't remember. erhh. i think a long time ago?
Me: ...really? i was in a bad mood leh.
Liz: is it?? i thought you were puzzle questing as usual! you puzzle quest always ignore the whole world one mah.
Me: ??!!! btw i was puzzle fighting.

i was actually seriously contemplating maintaining my bad mood all the way till i fell asleep. but that remark from liz vaporised my bad mood. oh my gawd. now my bad mood doesn't look like bad mod. is that a good or a bad thing!?!?

well, my bad mood had mostly to do with xenogears though. first off, the story is taking towards a tragic turn, both literally and figuratively. the story is tragic, AND the game planning at disc 2 is tragic. i cannot believe they resorted to sticking to still images and plain text for story telling. noooo. anyway away from that...the idea about Fei is just sad i guess. it kinda reminded me of all the cheesy stories i wrote in the past...

...

DING!

change mood! : D

today, i saw a woman swaying her ass mechanically. liz was looking at the same thing. i asked, "is that deliberate or did she train it naturally...?" to which liz replied, "no idea. it just looks damn mechanical." amazing. a human can actually walk naturally mechanically.

away from stuff butts but still related, i remember that as a kid, i ooked at people's asses a lot. no i do not have a fixation towards arses though i sound so. i was just...well, short, so all i could see was bums. do you believe that i tried to walk without swaying my ass? oh my gawd, bo liao.

(i spent a lot of childhood time experimenting with movements but somehow i still dance as well as the tree beside me. did i tell you i lasted less than 10 seconds on the parapara machine because it couldn't detect my movements?)

i remember writing and passing notes to my male classmates, discussing asses. for some raeson, channel 8 gao3 xiao4 xing2 dong4 搞笑行动 talked a lot about it. i think it's a thing with kids; they seem to find drawing w shaped butts and Os dropping out of the parting very a,using.

when i grew older, it got a level higher.

now, it's sex education!

was it sec 1 or 2, science textbook, chapter 12 and 13 or something?

i remember this happened.

Ms Tay: now, turn to page xxx.
Class: *flips* *giggles*
(giggling over scientific sex. morons)
Ms Tay: i will demonstrate to you something today. i need a volunteer.
Class: *gasp* *thinks* 'but Ms Tay, you are 60+...'
Ms Tay: Lin Jing! <-- either he volunteered or she did

Lin Jing is this classmate whose name is called LJ in short and is often associated with $2 Daiso swan heads. out of 10 lines, 7 lines are vulgarity. and he is 110kg.

next.

Lin Jing: wah lao eh chiba*...
Class: good luck Ms Tay!! <-- i'm sure i made this up
Ms Tay: ok, now squat down, and curl into a ball.
Lin Jing: ???
Class: ??!!
Ms Tay: now this is the infant stage. as the infant grows bigger and bigger...
Class: *sighs* cheh.

k. i don't know why he class was so excited about some 60+yr old decent charbo and a vulgar 110kg LJ pairing.

and the next sidetrack.

in poly, my lecturer said, "we will now watch m18/r21 video."

the class was so damn excited.

then came the scene of the naked woman.

two saggy bags.

after staring for a while, one classmate finally commented, "this isn't m18/r21... this is NC16, gore and violence!!!"

no wonder they say that the three elements that stire the human race are humour, sex and violence. LOL.