more dogs...and more dogs...

okkk!!! this is it. if i ever have dogs, they must shuddup at night!! ! RAORAORRW!

anyways, my mother tells me the same thing about ah niu and hawaii/kawaii (dunno what's her name anymore u.u|||) everyday... they very smart, very obedient, very people dependent, very naughty (obedient and naughty...go together??), very niuniuniania dunno what lah hahaha. ritualistic!

anywayss ah niu craves attention. period.

and hawaii? craves sleeping on beds with people. period.

we were going out for brunch yesterday when i said that my mother's door wasn't closed (they'd go in to pee for sure -.-), so my uncle went in to go close the door... and the two dumb dogs tried to make a mad dash out of the house!!! i had to squat down and block the dumb asses!!! ughhh i washed my hands with dettol before i left house and now it's all dog smelling again!!! O#@&$(@#*$&@#($*!!! in the end my mother went into the house and she left the house last =__= ( they follow her all day...)

gahhh. and sometimes they shuddup at night. but well, they generally don't. especially hawaii. actually ah niu doesn't make noise at night...he just curls like an earthworm outside my mother's door. but hawaii?!?!?!?! #()$*(*$#(@$&@#*(&$*@#$!!!!!! my mother beat their asses a few times when they made noise...she resorted to sleeping in the living room last night =.=

despite the trauma, my mother still thinks they are cute and think they are damn poor thing whenever we leave the house without them.

BUT! considering how smart they are (and great at acting ke lian), i say they deserve some quality lonely time!!!

overall, my mother's definitely enjoying their company more than i am hahaaa. i prefer my dog a complete smart ass or a dumb ass, not a half ass like these two. LOL. where is the dignity in a dog??? we must help to preserve dog dignity!!! (which is why i don't really like dogs that are practically for show...i'm not sure about poodles... haahhaha.) might i add, much as sayang-ing dog is a holy process, if overdone, it's just...well...plan pampering. over sweet pampering!!!

speaking of smart ass dogs, i used to enjoy Power Sunday program by jackie wu with the dogs one... the smart dogs! wahhh! it'll be great to have one ^3^ my cousin happens to have a new dog that's dunno what breed and it's called Whiskey....well if i ever have a dog, Vodka sounds pretty cool :)

still, my final conclusion: i am 98% likely...not to have a dog ever.

because.

well.

you know fleas and lice... ugh. i saw my mother plucking those a few days ago. ugh... no way am i gonna do things like that!!! that pretty much seals my fate/destiny in getting a dog. that 2% happens if someone's gonna deal with the bugs.

woaoaoaowoyeahh~

anyway, they'll be going home at 5 march, supposedly. though in a way i think we'll take some time to get used to the missing dogs, i think it's a happier ending that way. awww. the sad fact is that unless i personally obtained the dog (be it pick it up, bought it or the likes), i will never treat the dog as my own. NEVER! especially if it isn't mine anyway. i will not hug it! kiss it! scre--- anyway, urh i guess i won't even kiss dogs lah. i imagine a strange coating of bacteria on dogs (that's why i specifically used dettol -.-). that's a reason why i don't let them sleeping on my bed. not my own dog! my smell!! LOL

but generally, as long as these dogs don't make noise, they are quite cute lah undeniably. hahaha. too bad they did. HEE.