Dog Conclusion

last night, hawaii wasn't doing so well...

she was lying around at the door...

i kinda noticed a few hours before midnight that her eyes were pretty wet, but i was thinking why she looked so lifeless at the door, so i went to take a look. i called my mother over, and then we concluded... she's actually crying cuz her daddy and mommy aren't here :(

my mother told me that ah niu and hawaii have been sitting in front of the door the whole of yesterday afternoon... so sad.

i shed a few tears for her :(

then came nighttime. i was quite worried about the two of them... but they seemed pretty settled down in the living room so i ignored them. (ah niu was actually all right cuz he's male...whatever that means)

until i heard the damned dogs bark in the middle of the night.

i woke up in a fright :O and my mother came out too -.-||| #*&($*&$% my mother chased me off to sleep and so i did.

moments later, the two asses scratched our bedroom door =__=### i had heard from my cousin that one of his dogs had the tendency to scratch doors and make you open doors for him/her and then go off waddling out...so. the legendary dog happens to be in our house. =__=###

and mind you, we suspect that hawaii hasn't bathed for 2 weeks!!! when my mother tried to catch her to bathe, she threatened to bite =__= (ah niu was pretty all right though...)

ok, so this smelly ass happily settled down on liz's bed (and left a lingering aura ...)... until i cannot take it and go out to go toilet. and saw a yellow puddle work of art in the place we fill our stomaches. arse bags. they must find it pretty appetizing to smell their crysanthemum tea.

then ok, i went back to sleep after they left the room.

i was drifting in and out of sleep...

"BARK BARK BARK"

#@($&(*#$&@!!!!!!!! i went out and so did my mother. she dragged hawaii all the way to the kitchen (with ah niu prancing happily behind) and we trapped them in the kitchen. =__=

i don't know what happened for the rest of the night, but i finally got my sleep...though i woke up at 9+ (way past my work time -.-)

then later on, according to my mother, ah niu was trying to bang hawaii and thus the noise. #$&*#@(*$&#*(@&*(#@$&%$ don't go popping a third party out ok. i then dun want a banjo in our house!!!

that aside. my mother successfully managed to bathe hawaii! apparently, hawaii is ok with warm water. looks like her mommy and daddy probably bathed her in cold water, resulting in her antagonistic reactions towards bathing -.O

anyway after last night's episode, before i fell asleep, i had 3 thoughts... the 3 must-haves in a dog:
#1: toilet-trained
#2: actually bathes
#3: sleeps at night
THOSE! are the blardy basics. -.-||| hahahaha. toilet trained my ass man this two. they think as long as it's the floor it's the place to pee. karni... at night don't sleep do what??? bumper car??

HMPH! after last night's episode, i don't feel so bad for them liao. if hawaii emo some more, i will tell her...

"You lan lan also must make friends with us hahh TOO BAD"

so yah. my eyes are burning with lack of sleep thanks to the two pantats. garrhhhgg. (some more this sat will be out the whole afternoon if not day. dunno what our house will become. must smell pretty good by the time we come back man.)