quiet surprise: for the love of biology

mwahahaha. i bet no one's reading my blog by now. so i shall secretly post.

the reason why i was suddenly inspired to write...was once again, pretty biological in nature.

have you ever noticed that girls seem to like to tell their female counterparts that their fellow Big Aunt has come to pay their timely monthly visit? and sometimes they even give explicit accounts of how they are cramping and spas-ing up, and to what degree that pain is? sometime they even tell you.... "I'M POURING A RAIN!!!" (ok, i'll admit it. i've had no one telling me that before yet.)

so, just a random thought, i was thinking up some new descriptions for this amazing natural phenomenon called... Mensa. (btw that's the TP Design School canteen's name.)

Description
#1: Massacre
#2: Blood Rain
#3: Blood Fest
#4: Puke Blood Fest
#5: Massive Blood Pour
#6: Bloody Hell
#7: Bloody Affair
#8: Bloody Roar

and my mother's classic description, which i still feel is pretty disgusting... "Jam on Bread."

seriously?
imagine Kotex showing you a bread and spreading jam all over and saying, "That's how strong your friend here is--it even makes your 'bread' look appetizing!'

and spinning off from there, i thought of CNY. red is a lucky colour. imagine a girl going to toilet and screaming,

"I STRUCK LOTTERY!!!"

so damn lucky!!!

yah.

that aside and related still, to that, be it that you are a girl or boy, have you ever had this fight:
Mensa versus NS

Man wish never to have to NS
Girls wish never to have to eat at Mensa

(don't get me wrong. Mensa offers decent food and a decent second floor.)

sigh, sigh, sigh. how can we not sigh in awe in the powers of nature???

hehe. next up--if i find photos of my cute cousin, i shall uploadz it. soon. like, tml? later? nah, not later. i just borrowed Shadow Hearts from my friend and i'm going to chiong sa it. that's the real reason i have not posted for two weeks. haaahaha.