Transformer Favorite Character List

"Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of...the Decepticons!"

My favorite characters of Transformers are as follows...and it's a long list. Just had to talk about the Transformers somewhere or I'm going to implode with enthusiasm for this bunch of machinery.

How to be a Smart Ass

How to be a Smart Ass

Wow, I discovered this pattern some years ago.

It's part of the reason I stare at people when they speak - they're probably gonna add something lame at the end of it...

I'd teach you how to counter attack smart asses and come out the smarter (and smarmier) ass, but nah, can't teach you a secret because that's what it is - a secret. Hehehehe.

Btw, I tried to find "how to be a dumb ass", but came up with nothing. ._.

More Optimus Prime Things

Why Optimus Prime is still single

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But...when I read his profile, I found him very interesting leh. There's nothing wrong with his strategy!!!

The Church of Optimus Prime

Omg look what I found! I must spend time to investigate that site!!!

I'm surprised that there are people who took this seriously...... Oh man, image kena truncated u.u

Transformers New Lyrics

Optimus Prime: Bodohbots, let's troll!!

I'm still so satisfied thinking about it.

Credits here for the lyrics:

The Transformers,
More than meets the eye
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons
The Transformers
Robots in disguise
The Transformers
More than meets the eye
The Transformers.

Here's the correct one.

The Mindbogglers!
More than bleeds the eye
Bodohbots wage their battle to humor the funny forces of the Decrapticons
The Mindbogglers!
Total C-M-I
The Mindbogglers!
More than pricks the mind
The Trespassers! (<--from Cybertron)

NT / NF Death Spiral

NT/NF Death Spiral

Stage 1: NT meets NF. NF is enamoured of NT, falls head over heels. NT is characteristically cautious, but interested. NFs are fun, after all.

Stage 2: NF appreciates and admires many characteristics of the NT and thus begins to behave more like an NT, perhaps even fooling the NT into thinking s/he is an NT. NT then relaxes, figuring s/he's with a kindred spirit, gets more comfortable with the relationship, starts acting like normal NT self, expecting to be understood.

Stage 3: NF feels NT cooling off and wonders what s/he is doing wrong. Tries to be more like NT to compensate. This doesn't feel right. NF gets needy and/or begins to consider is her/his duty to draw the NT out of her/his shell, encouraging the NT to express all those feelings buried deep inside. NT doesn't get it.

Stage 4: NT feels pressure from NFs emotional demands, needs distance to figure things out. (This might be only INTs. I'm not sure.) NF panics, becomes more needy. NT withdraws more...NF needs more...and so on and so on.

Stage 5: NF suddenly realizes that the reason things aren't working is that the NT is cold and unfeeling or not nurturing or some other horrible thing. Abandons NT without looking back. (This is especially likely with the NFPs.) NT is confused and (sometimes) relieved.

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LOL! WTF! I was twice (or maybe more times, but I don't remember) in that equation... Found two NFPs very interesting. Then they became too interesting. They became...needy... They started to demand emotional reciprocation... I started to disappear...and suddenly.

I'M AN ASSHOLE!!! WOW!!!

Well, I still miss the two NFPs from time to time, but thinking about this death spiral, which curiously I have noticed both IRL and in fiction, I feel reluctant to start again. =/ Ah well.

Transformers Cartoon

The first episode made me laugh until I wanted to die.

The rest of the episodes was a freezing experience. I was trapped in the midst of wondering whether to laugh, to cry, or to roll my eyes to oblivion. (I'm on epi 5 I think...)

Autobots...why...oh...why...DO YOU NOT LEARN YOUR LESSONS!??!?!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why, oh why...ARE AUTOBOTS PERMANENTLY INFERIOR TO THE DECEPTICONS IN THE DEPARTMENT OF WEAPONRY!?!?!?!?!?!!?

I don't quite understand...why Mechatron keeps Starscream around him either!??!?!

And and, and why does...why doesn't...WHY DOESN'T OPTIMUS PRIME ACT ON HIS DISBELIEF!?! "I wish I could believe that." <-- HE SAID THAT TWICE...WITH REGARDS TO THE DECEPTICONS' "DEATH"!!! Scared of water cannot go underwater to find the Decepticons' crashed spaceship is it????

WHY??!!!

WHY??????????????????????????????????????????

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!

Well, anyway, what cracked me up so bad in the first episode, was that ALL the freaking robots just took off to space without even ensuring their battery levels, and in the midst of zapping each other in space, they all said, "We're running low on energy levels!!!" Somehow, conserving energy has never been part of their master plan! And then they start gangster fights in the middle of the bloody fcking spaceship - and they all CRASH AND "DIE"!!!

I laughed for a good ten minutes...and I can't stand the way Megatron and Optimus Prime fights...I can't remember which episode but Optimus was cool for two minutes when he insulted Megatron, calling him old and saying that he should scrap old models of thinking. Haaahahaahahaha! AND THEN HE JUST HAS TO ROLL INTO THE WATERFALL... WTF!!!

But then, we realised that while Optimus Prime is a damn lousy CQC fighter, he is a goddamned powerful sniper. HAHAHA!

Very funny. I wonder how long it'd take me to finish Transformers (animated series).

Lesson learnt: The robots simply don't learn!!!

The Walking Dead Epi 3

I actually felt bad for the asshole....

I'm an asshole most of everyday (self-effacing not intended), but even so, I don't like seeing enemies suffer either....

Removing all the discussions of who was responsible, what could have been, what should have been, it doesn't change the facts of situations.

Facts...how interesting. To me, there is an objective world out there that cares for and is biased to no man. The situations have happened and will continue to happen - oddly an interaction between man and environment.

And yet, the very same facts screw up most of people's lives, and people feel upset. I find it funny why people don't focus on our interaction with the environment, and instead, deny facts for being facts.