eager birthday boys

one day, my two friends Li Hong and Wei Jie were chatting with me. i don't remember what exactly the topic was, but i think i was talking about buying a psp for my sis for birthday. these two eager bums started telling me their birthdays are coming soon and they want a ps3/wii. (one is april one is july. this is called coming soon?)

then, i dunno how, the topic came to age. "i am not yet 21!" i said. then i realise my birthday was next month. so, i said, "hey. my birthday is coming soon even faster leh. I WANT A PS3 and a WII!"

btw my mother told me a joke she proudly said is lame/cold.

man A said, "to have money and not spend them before you die is tragic."
man B said, "to spend money and not have them before you die is even more tragic."

ok, i see the wind blasting in my face.