has it ever occurred to you??

that actually i'm quite a serious person??? bet you can't tell. hahhh. or maybe you can. one plus point for you because you are KEEN! a-cute. SHREWD??? lol ignore the drama.

these are feedback i get on a daily basis...

1. eat more! you are so thin.
2. are you damn rich to be able to slack at home and not go find work?
3. see lah, somebody so relaxed, not like the rest of us, slog like hell. give me your money leh.
4. oh my, wake up early! you're still in bed at 11+?? how are you going to adapt to your job in future??

ok, since i'm damn bored, lemme give feedback to each point hahhh.

1. do you know when i eat more the only body part that bloats up is my stomach? due to my wonderful constitution, parts that should grow bigger don't and parts that shouldn't are threatening to burst. should i pull up my shirt for you to see? :D (do not worry. some parts that are supposed to be big are so small, you'd mistake me for a man.)

2. no i am obviously not rich. my dreams are to create a gokart amusement park, create a studio to rent out to bands, build an orphanage, and own an entire estate to myself. erhhh. actually those are nonsense LOL. anyway, i am not rich, but i'm not a huge spender either. who told you i'm slacking? i'm absorbing creativity from the games i'm playing everyday! take it or leave it. hahhh.

3. you know, this is something i cannot understand leh. to put it nicely, i would say, "to each his own." to put it more slap-you-in-the-face, it's just... what has your life got to do with me??? is it a sinful thing to be at home when the whole world is working its ass to feed their babies suffering from famine?? also cannot understand why people are telling me they are not getting their pay while i am getting my pay. erhhh? once again, what has your life got to do with me!?

4. the other side of the world is sleeping. i am merely adjusting to their time. lol no lah. ehh. i have been waking up at 12+ months ago. but i miraculously got up at 8.30am every morning ever since work started and i work at 9.30am. so, i am pretty confident i will whip myself awake when work starts.

you know, initially it's quite funny to get phone calls everyday to have free reminders about how i should be running my life. maybe it's time for me to find a target to nag at?? for the first 3 days it's quite funny. for the next 3 weeks, it's NOT! ok it didn't go on for 3 weeks; just for word play purposes. but to get calls every other day just to be told what to do about my life. i appreciate the concern and i sense a lack of better topic to discuss, but erh... would you like me to preach about Buddha or Jesus to you everyday? (it's a bit out of point)

do you sense my seriousness??

and off topic again. i am quite amused at times about the topic of my build. while i acknowledge i have the body of an androgenous alien, i don't quite appreciate the humor of asking me to drink more soyabean milk or to eat more papaya. or worse, to ask me to massage my God given camel back. if you'd like to know a bit more of a graphic detail, yah sometimes it feels itchy but other than that, i would very much like to leave it alone. the thought of affectionately asking it to grow is enough to summon my breakfast-to-dinner out from my mouth. and i am at an honest loss whether to feel fortunate or not to have others commenting that while i have a mini camel back in front, i have two watermelons as cushion. ok that's a bit of an exaggeration but i'm quite disturbed at the fact that those assets are wonderfully huge despite my skinny overall. now would someone like to advise how to make it smaller so i don't look like a baboon??

at the bottomline... i'd deeply appreciate having a little bit more of acceptance. but in the end, i guess i have no defence against well meaning comments so i shall continue to train my immunity and filtering systems.

i had considered putting this under my sad blog, but decided that what the hell, i think in due time i'd start laughing about this anyway, so it's officially under my sunny side.