puzzle quest is a funny game

flood! flood!!! famine!!!! i'm hungry!!!!!

i'm playing Puzzle Quest on PSP. it's a game in Japanese, but luckily the dialogue is friggin anime so it's not too difficult for me to at least get the basics right. this game is damn farnie. quite qian bian. this is the story in my own imagination as far as i remember:

Main character, Christofu. no serious, i don't know why the jap katagana wrote kuristofu . i dunno if it was supposed to be Christopher but it really looked like Christofu. He works for Queen Gwendolyn. And the Queen say what he do what. it begins here...

Queen: Christofu! Go and meet your father.
Tofu: Ok! Understood.

Father: Son! i hand over to you a broken shield and a long sword from my father.
Tofu: Thank you father.

Queen: Christofu! Send this item for me.
Tofu: Ok! Understood.

midway through mission, encounters enemy. kena rob of the item. (i lost the battle. at that time i had no idea how to heal.)

Tofu: Shit! Must find father for help.
Tofu: Father! I lost the letter!
Father: Son! Is ok. The one you were holding is a fake. The real thing already delivered.
Tofu: Really? Good!

Tofu: Queen! I was robbed, but I heard from my Father the real thing is delivered. Very sorry.
Queen: Is ok. Expected. Go north and kill the Undead!
Tofu: Ok! Understood.

kills undead.

Tofu: Queen! I killed the undead.
Queen: Tofu! got more enemies. please kill them.
Tofu: Ok.

kills undead.

Queen: Tofu! There are too many undead. Please go south and find Dark Hunter Sires.
Tofu: Ok! Understood.

Tofu: are you sires?
Sires: yah. what you want.
Tofu: Help me kill undead in the north!
Sires: before i help you you must help me. i going fight magician.
Tofu: You strong right. Fight yourself lah.
Sires: He got subordinate zombie, how you expect me two against one?
Tofu: Ok lor. Help already must help back ok.
Sires: Ok.

Tofu: ok can we go north now?
Sires: no cannot.
Tofu: huh why???
Sires: Still got something to settle. you must help me.
Tofu: What sia!!!!

Tofu: ok. Settle already. Can we go now.
Sires: no cannot.
Tofu: Knn why cannot??? you cheating me issit??
Sires: No really. this time i will follow you.

Tofu: can we go north finally.
Sires: yes can.
Tofu: woohoo!

Queen: ok, you help me go another country see the king and ask him help our country.
Tofu: Ok! Understood.

Tofu: Let me pass! i want talk to king about important message.
Guard: No cannot. you look like random civilian. get lost!
Tofu: But is very important!!
Guard: Go away if not i catch you throw into prison! SHOO!

Tofu: no! i must perservere. *sneaks through backdoor and fights with huge rat*

King: I thought you were a thief, coming from the back door.
Tofu: I have very important message, sorry.
King: Ok. Your country's knights super weird.
Tofu: Really sorry. the message super important.
King: Ok. what is it?
Tofu: My Queen want to know if your country can join forces with us to kill undead.
King: Huh! Let me consider. Meantime can you come in through the front door, i will let the guard know.

Tofu: I am back.
King: That was fast!
Tofu: So can you help us?
King: I haven't decide yet. Meantime can you help me kill monster.
Tofu: Why you cannot ask your own people is it.
King: Your country men strong mah.
Tofu: But why me?
King: Please lah, help lah.
Tofu: Fine. Anyway if i don't help you also won't answer me.

Tofu: I kill already. So will you help us?
King: Haven't decide yet. Can you escort my daughter to the (dunno what, forgot) Duke?
Tofu: Why your people cannot?
King: Because my daughter will pull all kinds of stunts. Your country knights can resist temptation mah.
Tofu: Huh. Ok.

Tofu: I am here to escort you to the Duke.
Girl: Please i pay you 1000G take me to your country! Or 2000G also can!
Tofu: Wah. Your father know you very well. Sorry, rejected.
Girl: Whyyy? Consider! Please please. If i marry that man my life is finished!
Tofu: Hmm. 2000G...

Tofu: Ok, we are here.
Girl: Are you serious??? how can you allow this to happen? how can you forcefully marry me to a man i don't love???
Tofu: Because the peace between two countries is more important than your individual happiness.
Girl: wah laoo!!! how can a man like you exist!! get lost i dun want see you anymore!!!

Tofu: Ok, i escorted your daughter.
King: I knew i could rely on you!
Tofu: So you will be helping us.
King: No.
Tofu: ???!!! you ask me do so many things now you say no????
King: Because i dun wanna get involved, sorry. those two things are two different matters.
Tofu: wah lao... ok.

Tofu: Queen. He say no. Sorry.
Queen: No is ok. What did he say?
Tofu: He say dun want get involved. He make me do so many chores then say no.
Queen: Oh, expected. He's litat one. Ok can you go east and find the dwarves to get them to help.
Tofu: Ok understood.

...i've gone beyond this but the rest of the game remains pretty much as spastic and qian bian as this. wah lao!!! hahahaha! makes me laugh lor!!