Wednesday, April 22, 2009

taboo for shampoo

dear all.

do you have something called the common sense?

i'm sure you do.

unfortunately, yours truly doesn't seem to have much of that (what with a lump of muscles in the skull not quite growing into brains).

see, i had this extra bottle of shampoo that wasn't mine. it belongs to a vain ass, and it was bought out of, well, vanity and curiosity. but the contents were left to rot. so, it was there, doing nothing.

guess what i did!

use it?

yeah, i did.

i mixed it with my Head & Shoulders.

then 3 weeks later, i got a feedback from Vain Ass, "hey... got white white particles on your head leh??"

... my head has been itching for a week, but i didn't realise it was the powerful effect of some forbidden alchemy.

so dudes and dudettes, learn a brain saving lesson from my example and don't ever mix your shampoos.

(btw, i'm now using that mess of a shampoo as body soap. i hope no one comes up to me and tell me the next time we meet, "hey, you seem to have grown more hair on your body??")

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