arse splitting action..

you've heard of hair splitting, but what about arse splitting?

i dunno what i ate a few days ago. then it happened. my 12 trips to the toilet in 24 hrs. i bloody felt like a friggin dispenser. i bet you're rolling your eyes, fanning the air or dying inside after seeing that. 3u3

which reminds me, my colleage ever emailed us a bunch of definitions for different types of toilet businesses. if i find it, i'll post it in this blog. 8D