can women toilet manners become meeting content?

yes, it can.

it has been proven.

we ever attended a meeting in company, with toilet manners as its content. what the hell? and it was only for women.

apparently some strange cha bo threw their bread with jam into the toilet bowl and expected that sucker to be able to suck up all that crap without getting choked to death. apparently the white-faced bowl couldn't take the shock and died with a bloodied bread stuck up its throat.

and this strange cha bo did something like that twice or what, not sure lah.

our HR was super agitated and started to go on a rave about how inconsiderate this woman is. indeed! how could you be such a disgrace to humanity and female dignity! this is going to cause social degradation and human devolution!

the HR said 2 interesting things: if it happened again, a sign in system must be created for the toilet (wow, creating job opportunities for the Toilet Security post?) and number 2, how are you gonna tell the guys what kind of meeting you attended??

someone suggested having our arses checked to see hints of timely visits. i was like, dude, this feels kinda wrong. but the HR said the Management has decided to be graceful and give one more chance to this weirdity. i say we should highlight the suspects man! i'd like to see the face of the woman who appeared straight face in meeting but is really the murderer of that giggolo.

so, the meeting ends off with a couple of women laughing at the ridiculosity (???) of the this issue, some feeling happy that half an hour has been spent on national education and a few others wondering what the hell that whole thing was about.

i swear this is STOMP worthy.

dude, what the hell is Liz' recent interest in Hatsune Miku? she can't sing my Beautiful World properly leh! and at this moment i'm listening to her songs via youtube thanks to this siao cha bo. #*$#&(@&