well anyway, i took a photo of a plate of:
1 x McDonald Style Lump of Egg (basically..7 eggs divided amongst 3 people. ugh...)
3 x Oily Looking Bacon
3/2 x SM-ed Hot Dog
1 x deformed Cucumber
ALL COOKED BY ME. : DDD (of course Liz was around to supervise. it was to prevent accidents. considering i can get 3~4 paper cuts on a single thumb, imagine me handling a frying pan and a chopping knife.)
well, Liz cooked potatoes because i was too stupid to handle even simple boiling. : D!
considering that was my dinner, does it come as a surprise i really didn't want to eat spaghetti the next day? : D|||
I MUST EMPHASISE--IT WAS EDIBLE. LOL. i'm still well and dancing.
since i broke the unbreakable curse of being unable to cook even luncheon meat by cooking a bunch of meat and eggs, next up--SOUP! yes. i'm sick of campbell soup although i'm quite looking forward to trying out the Chicken Alphabet ABC soup. (we bought it with a straight face. then again, were we supposed to be smirking when buying it? -.-)
and after soup, i will cook spaghetti (because apparently wj and strahl say it's an easy to cook food. so i suppose, once mummy decides that Thailand is a nice country to fly to (???), at least we have something to cook -.-)... and cook RICE! you see, i never thought that rice was actually a straightforward ingredient to cook. i imagined a complicated process to make pure white fragrant juicy yummilicious rice. but alas, it's only putting in water and heating the damned thing up. so i don't believe i cannot cook rice. (although i did kill a cactus.)
now, want to know why i suddenly gained an interest in cooking???
although i doubt you're excited to know about it, i will just let you know anyway.
IT'S
BECAUSE
OF
STAR OCEAN: FIRST DEPARTURE!!!
well. it was quite magical. in the game you get to cook food. i found it a fascinating process. make a character learn how to cook, select the ingredient, and BOMB! out of Fish, you can cook anything from Tuna Sashimi to Rotten Sashimi. and with Rice, you can randomly create all sorts of weird Rice Balls. i never thought cooking was so fun--press one button (X) and the food automatically appears.
so i was very inspired to cook, especially with my mother out of commission. first, if she were around, she'd be smacking me silly. second, i'd quickly decide that mum can cook better so i'd rather eat something better. third, survival brings out the savage in you. whatever that means.
well, i must admit. i felt like i was one step closer to enlightenment when i saw how the bacon turned from uncooked to cooked. it is...MAGICAL. i didn't know you DID NOT NEED OIL TO COOK IT! it is a fascinating process to see the bacon curl up in pain. erh.
OOOkKK. enough elaboration about my cooking experience. now here are some personal stuff that may i emphasise, are quite lame.
don't you think it looks like a flag??? :DDD
my favourite bowl. i got it from buying darlie toothpaste. my only regret is that i didn't buy all the different designs. but it's ok. at least i get to eat the brains out of this one.
and finally, still related to food and in a very wu liao sense, here's another photo.
i was queueing up for bak chor mee when i saw this. it is...
MAN NING'S STALL!!!!!!!!!
*COLD WIND BLASTS EVERYWHERE*
i'm sorry for saying a cold joke. i repent.
so, as an apology, allow me to present two things that make my day anytime!
despite not watering the plant for 2 days, the plant still bloomed a molihua!! :D prior to this, i'm sure i said this to the plants... "I'm sorry for not watering you!! Please don't die!!" magic man.
Nature's Gift!!! :DDD i was walking to eat dinner when i saw this!! cute right?? that's a treet branch soaked and curled up! i dunno what the two are though. hhahaa got hair and moustache if you can make out of it! :DDD
oookkk then. i hope you felt happy seeing the last photo! :DDD
(*tries to make people forget about the cold joke*)
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