something new and controversial

(i am now using my 256ram pc.) so far i've been on safe sides of topics. now, i venture off to a forbidden subject that has been, well, forbidden for about a year or two now. it's regarding my personal characters.

my personal gay characters.

NOW! before you proceed with this highly controversial post, here are a few pointers about my opinions:

1. i have nothing against gays/les/homosexuality, nor do i support it
2. i do not favor or sympathise with homosexuals because, well, they are people too (would you pity a guy for being a guy and a girl for being a girl? or a girl for liking a pai kia or a guy for liking a nerdy girl? LOL odd comparison.)
3. homosexuality is strictly none of my business.

now, other pointers about the post:

1. i can be quite vulgar (please buzz off if you absolutely despise and abhor vulgarity...but please do not colour your vision of me with it! : D)
2. i can be crude (as proven in previous posts)
3. it's well, disappointingly lame

now that you are equipped with these foreknowledge, let's go on to the meat of the pick! (???)

these are the names of my two main gay characters:

Kaninabe Chiba x Oishi Uya

now. you may wonder what's the meaning behind the names. "Kaninabe" supposedly means steam boat crab, while Chiba is a prefecture. but as a Singaporean, you'd probably see something else. now's the time to rejoice the fact you are a local!

then, there's another character. Oishi Uya. "Oishi" is big stone, but what i really wanted to imply was "oishii", delicious. and why Uya? Hah. wear your sweaters, my mates, a cold wind is gonna blast your faces. it means!

Up Your Ass! (U Y A)

yes. delicious up your ass. symbolic, suitable, suave. (???)

(i just realised that the sweaters protect your bodies while the wind blasts in your face. HAHAHA)

i pride myself for my lame creativity.

actually, there were some side characters, whose roles are undecided. here are some names:

Kaobe Kaobu (it has a nice Japanese ring)
Shibei Warau
Shibei Wakau (brother or something)
Ran Jia*
Ran P*

(the last two are too vulgar. does not look too good for my blog. so, i will leave it to your imagination)

i was thinking Kaobe Kaobu is the 3rd party. but the story plot never formulated, so, who cares what his role is??

initially, there were two stories. one was the Sushi Outlet, where sushi in this sense just means boys. LOL. so the story starts off with Kaninabe Chiba going into the Sushi Outlet, to see Oishi Uya served on a super big plate on a super large conveyor belt. the rest of the story is unknown. LOL.

the next story is Oishi Uya is Kaninabe Chiba's piggybank. end of story.

THEN RECENTLY!!! i came up with a new idea for this already obsolete vulgar story!!!

remember, birthday rag? :) search up rag on dictionary.com. it is actually highly relevant to the idea here now. the story title will be "Birthday Rag!" i imagine the beginning of the story would go something like this,

"I remember, it was on this very day three years ago that I first met Chiba-san... It was unforgettable. Yes... It was my birthday. We met in a shadowy alley... And since then, on all my birthdays, he..."

nice story! :DDD actually, i wanted to write more. but i fear that blogger will rate my blog as mature so i better stop here. LOL. the title was not supposed to be called Birthday Rag... Rag was supposed to be something else that started with S... can you guess? :) it sounds similar hahahahaa. haaehehheehooo.

all right. enough lame stuff. time for me to play some game, watch some show and relaxxx...

next up! i will try to find the sound clips where i dubbed for my final year project. and upload it for you to listen. are you excited??? these clips were never broadcasted anywhere!! (duh) it is actually the "behind the scenes" for my fyp. and i was dubbing... MONSTERS!

give you some teaser. this was the dialogue:

"wawawawawawa"

(basically it's what i say everyday lah.)